My little sister called me today to brag that the family had taken in a stray dog and it chewed up her shoe. I hated to laugh, but she deserved it. I remember darn well who made fun of my pet rock growing up, after all. Serves her right.

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@oknicolas
My little sister called me today to brag that the family had taken in a stray dog and it chewed up her shoe. I hated to laugh, but she deserved it. I remember darn well who made fun of my pet rock growing up, after all. Serves her right.
I get you on that front, pal. I’ve always wanted to travel, though, but work always comes and gets in the way.
What do you do, if you don't mind me asking?
Where’ve you been on your travels?
Here and there. I wouldn't call it 'travels', though. That implies that I went sightseeing and got lots of rest and had fun, and I did not. It was more for work and such.
Horse-drawn carriage? Are you secretly like, a member of the royal family or somethin’?
Not that I know of. Unless this turns out to be like Rapunzel where I was kidnapped for my hair and I'm actually a prince. In which case, I'd like horses made of gold next time.
Cool. No seriously, that’s a cool story, tell it again, I may just fall asleep for once.
Do people still use that line actively? Oh my. Have you not been sleeping right either?
Sleep is good. J-just don’t forget t-to get up and eat.
That's like reminding me to breathe every now and again. But don't worry, I'm eating just right. The microwave is my best friend.
I- it wasn’t on purpose, okay? I’m okay, or. I will be. No. No, I p- promise, I was just being stupid.
You don't just slip and fall and accidentally do that to yourself, Jake. That was extremely stupid! I can't- I. Are you okay now?
I- I messed up. I’m sorry… Are you, um. Are you mad at me?
Why would you do that? Why would you- are you okay? Is something going on that you felt you had to do that?
Um. I took too many pills at once a-and I was drinking and, I. It was an accident.
Wait, what? You- no. What? Why?
I’d love to see the results of the shoots. I’m curious! I’ve been fine.. Harmed my hand today but for the rest? Nothing big. What kind of shoots have you done if I may ask
No, no! I don't like looking at them, because they make me look all stuffy and silly. What'd you do to your hand, though? Photos for some new summer line for an 'up and coming' brand, I think it was. Lots of polos, look out for those.
I hate to break it to you babe, but that not gonna happen.
And why not?
No, no babe. Um. I did something stupid? Accidentally.
... What did you do?
Just the thought of having to get on planes makes me wanna cry so I salute you.
You're not big on flying? I'm alright with it, mostly. Takeoff and landing make me a little- uh, queasy? My stomach hurts and I look like a green fool.
I wish you good luck! How have you been by the way?
Appreciated. I've been good! I got a lot of work done, did a few shoots. How about you?
I– um. I was there? L- last night.
Oh! Were you visiting someone?
I don’t think Los Angeles will let you sleep for 1 or 2 years.
It won't hurt to try. I'll get some big, burly men to stand at my door and keep Los Angeles out.
So, uh. Hospitals smell bad.
Wait, how would you know?