[okrude-blog]

me on a date: so....how do you feel about dogs...?

them: great :) i have one actually!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:c'mon hurry we have to go to your house right now

[maliciousmelons]

“talk dirty to me”

[buzzfeed]

People Are Going Crazy Over These Adorable “Sea Bunny” Slugs

[shuseph]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation

[motiya]

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

i can’t believe kylie jenner used “go hang w jaden or something” as a comeback…. i would love to hang w jaden smith… i gotta know how mirrors are real if our eyes arent real

[2uccrbp3z5c3n-deactivated202006]

[okrude-blog]

wicked witch of the west: dorothy i got one question for you

wicked witch of the west: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

[distractful]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

this episode

[virgohowell-deactivated20161015]

[nitaloves]

OH MY GOD THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[shertossled]

🙌👌

[lovesimplestcomplexity]

THANK YOU

[calm-your-titss]

Maaaan if you don’t say that shit!

[lucid-bean]

[hydratedbitch]

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

[stylesgf]

it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

[pleatedjeans]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

when u miss a leg day