Shut Up, I'm Still Talking

My only words of advice are [RADIO EDIT].

[salvatriss-deactivated20180920]

[macbean]

Plotbunny?

[kasiababiscomics]

[ramsaybolton-deactivated2018032]

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

[thugkitchen-deactivated20181113]

SLAM DOWN THIS GLASS OF BOSS SAUCE FOR BREAKFAST AND TELL YOUR GROWLING STOMACH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. This shit has enough strawberries to give you a full day’s worth of vitamin C. Then you got rolled oats up in this bitch to start your morning with some fiber. All you have to do is fill the blender and press a fucking button. No doubt even your sleepy ass can handle that simple shit in the early morning.

  STRAWBERRY OAT SMOOTHIE

2 cups frozen strawberries (whole strawberries are pretty fucking hard to measure. It was about 16 medium sized strawberries but extra won’t hurt)

1 frozen banana, broken up in chunks

¾ cup water

¾ cup milk (I used almond)

½ cup rolled oats

10-12 fresh mint leaves

Toss everything in the blender. If you like a thick smoothie add more oats but keep it at a ½ cup if you want to drink this with a straw. Blend all that shit until it is all smooth with little bits of oats hanging out. Add your favorite protein powder for extra badassery.

Makes 22 ounces (about 2 ¾ cup) enough for 1-2 people who are ready to kick ass and take names

[molgars]

I AM GOING TO PHYSICALLY DIE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS.

[threeyearsdockside]

Did anyone else notice that in one Doctor Who episode David Tennant

disguises himself as a professor

at an English boarding school

in order to stay hidden?

[simplydalektable]

[finalgwen]

This is a neat coincidence,...

[oktobetakei]

Not that I can reblog correctly, apparently (thanks Tumblr) but oh. See, ONE WORD makes all the difference.

"The original Human Nature BOOK"

And then I wouldn't have said anything, cos I haven't read the books.

TIL: Whovians are insufferable

http://getoffmyinternets.net/gomipress/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/girl-fight-o.gif

[jdanielatllas-blog-blog]

[turning-back-into-soil]

Emotional support bunnies

[oktobetakei]

Are these bunnies quoting Boggle?!

Gosh I wish MY bunny would say stuff like this.

She likes to say things like “NO MAMA NO PETS NOW” and “My food is empty. Do something.”

[slutty-sweater-vest]

With such greatest hits as, “Mama, your friends aren’t fabulous enough for me.” *STOMP*

[oktobetakei]

In order to be deemed fabulous, you must bring her salad greens. That shows you're willing to work with her.

[hosscollins22]

Marvel & Star Wars

[mischievous-intentions-deactiva]

omfg

[drawspoopymisha]

natalie portman fits in here

[bostonreview]

The case for expanding Stop-and-Frisk. All credit where it is due.

[jdanielatllas-blog-blog]

[turning-back-into-soil]

Emotional support bunnies

[oktobetakei]

Are these bunnies quoting Boggle?!

Gosh I wish MY bunny would say stuff like this.

She likes to say things like "NO MAMA NO PETS NOW" and "My food is empty. Do something."

[end0skeletal]

[thefrogman]

Photo credit: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

[h/t: end0skeletal]

[boggletheowl]

[oktobetakei]

reblogging boggle because

all the reasons.

[furtive-fox]

[fedswatching]

he looks possessed

[elora-borealis-oftheshire-deact]

by science

[oktobetakei]

I'm gonna need to see the full video of this

[a-fear-of-falling-apart]

Do you ever look at someone’s Facebook update/tweets/tumblr posts and just yell “shut up!”

[oktobetakei]

I'm p sure everyone on my twitter feed wants to do this to me right now

[novangla]

Can we also talk about how James Potter bullied a (racist, etc) boy that was his own age and strength and talent-level and then grew out of it after age 16-17 or so

while Severus Snape bullied two 11-year-old boys — one an orphan who was raised in an abusive household, one whose parents were tortured to insanity and then mocked for being weak magically — when he was over 30 years old and their teacher

???

[oktobetakei]

no because snapewives and the astral plane and and and

aw shit it's so wrong I can't even ape it

[novangla]

but all I want is a meme with Snape’s image wearing a fedora and quotes from the Nice Guys of OKCupid

[oktobetakei]

tumblr make this happen

[galadriels]

“You are the Lady Asha of House Greyjoy, unless I am mistaken.” “I am Asha of House Greyjoy, aye. Opinions differ on whether I’m a lady.”

[oktobetakei]

oh my GOD I love this woman.

and I like to cosplay her too.

she is AWESOME.