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I wrote Veilguard fic. I really needed to see someone tell Emmrich he’s beautiful, and then make him say something filthy…so my trans man Rook did it. 💁🏻

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60770794

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#dragon age the veilguard #emmrich volkarin #emmrich x rook #dragon age emmrich #trans rook #dragon age fic #i am in love with that old man

windvexer

IDK who needs to hear this but if there’s something in your life that makes you feel better, but you never stick to it,

it’s still actually perfectly fine to do it

and you shouldn’t stop yourself from starting just because it won’t be a permanent change.

Like if starting a new daily planner gives you an amazing afternoon of planning and four days where you feel in charge of your life,

why not do it?

It doesn’t matter that it won’t be a permanent change - 4 good days is still worth it.

If you ever catch yourself thinking, “I wish I could pray/stretch/prep/plan/do the thing, but I always get started on that and it never lasts more than a couple of days,”

what this really means is, “hey, I can feel better for a couple of days.”

if this post is making you think of things in your own life that you wish you could stick to because of how good they make you feel,

just be aware:

you’re not thinking of a list of ways you’ve failed to commit

you’re thinking of a list of things that make you happy, and you should give yourself permission to start doing them as often as you want to

goodhealthgoodwealth

😍

derinthescarletpescatarian

People are like “these animals have exoskeletons and these ones have endoskeletons” but no. It’s all exoskeletons, your exoskeleton is protecting your bone marrow which is where your soul (which is you) is. The rest of the stuff is extraneous decoration that Big Pharma wants you to think is important/

derinthescarletpescatarian

Why do you think there’s so few ghosts around? Why are most ghosts people who died violently? You gotta crack the bones to let the soul out. Most souls are trapped alone in the dark and silent ground (or teaching hospitals) for hundreds or thousands of years until the bones eventually start to break. People who are cremated get their whole soul released and it can reincarnate. But if someone dies violently then maybe only a couple of their bones are cracked and a little scrap of the soul escapes but it’s incomplete and confused. Can’t figure out how to leave, gets obsessed with its own circumstances, repeats actions, CANNOT be reasoned with. PROOF that the soul is in the marrow.

See I know what I’m talking about.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sin is stored in the teeth btw which is why young children are innocent (they’ll get a do-over with replacement teeth) and the elderly are shameless (once you have no teeth to remember your sins, you have nothing to fear).

derinthescarletpescatarian

Upon review I think that maybe vodka isn’t for me.

judilyart

Dreamy plants give me life 🌾💜

ihaveemotionalmotionsickness

emptiable

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

gayfather

the mediocre gatsby

newtgeiszler

the decent wall of china

gayfather

the ok depression

failstun

alright britain

lovett91

The mildly interesting barrier reef

incipient

somewhat fulfilled expectations.

duplen7icy

catherine the ordinary

abominationimperatrix

the satisfactory white shark

demi-shoggoth

Alexander the Fine

a-book-of-creatures

passable pyrenees

drgaellon

the moderately large pyramid of Giza

copperbadge

The Manageable British Bake Off

technoturian

Conservatives after the youth turnout in the midterms:

Me, a millennial, after a decade of destroying golf, mayonnaise and diamonds:

viejospellejos

Arte 😍

rowenablade

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

eldritchscholar

#now I'm out of the sea #and I'm up on the land #and I'm growing a leg #and I'm learning to stand #now I'm taking a step #I'm no longer a fish #I don't know what I am #but I'm going to RUN NOW #OUT UNDER THE SUN NOW #THERE I GOOOOOOO

ex0skeletal-undead

Lovecraft meets Grimshaw series by Oliver Wetter

This artist on Instagram

catchymemes

tearlessrain

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

tearlessrain