i am four eels

rae they/them 29, bi, nonbinary, white i love art, other humans, and kicking my own ass (and no idk how to get rid of the tiny cursed images on my sidebar) basically defunct blog but i saved so many recipes here

[ryegarden]

a commission i did to match the other piece!!

[knifewieldingenby]

OFMD + Textpost memes ft these two nerds

[paladitos]

my body is a vessel for the bit

[mobius-m-mobius]

A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

[strawmaguchi]

You heard what the old gay men said

[ol-cunty]

i don’t know how to change my title or description thingy on mobile help I’m STRUGGLING (actually I’d rather die than pick up my computer which is a few feet away from me)

[ol-cunty]

hi hello I think I’m going….to be active on here again? maybe?? and start posting some of my ofmd fics?

How are people doing that these days? do y’all still make a big ol text post with a read more? or….just link to the AO3??

And what about multi-chapter works? I used to make each chapter a text post with links to the previous and next chapters at the top and bottom….is that anything??????

please help I haven’t used this website in a decade and one of my castmates called me old two weeks ago

pictures of my dog for tax???

[sunnyaalisse]

these are my emotional support middle aged gay pirates, your honour

[ol-cunty]

attempting to remember who everyone on this website that i followed 6 years ago is (we are all now entirely different people with different names and interests)

[ol-cunty]

*blows dust off of this blog*

hey what’s up nerds

i guess i actually posted a couple months ago but I thought I was gonna post one fic and once again disappear into the ether - and then I started enjoying ofmdtwt (as much as one can lol) and now, well, the prognosis for tw*tter is not good. so maybe, tentatively, perhaps - I’m back!

you might know me as rae_TCHS or rae_hv on twitter, and you might more likely know me as the creator of this video. there’s a minuscule possibility you might even know me for my nascent ofmd survivor smau, the crew has spoken, which will get its own blog eventually probably.

I’ll fix up this blog to better reflect the person I am now if i’m still puttering around on this website in a week or two, especially if twitter dies. time really is a flat circle eh besties.

[ol-cunty]

here’s a picture of my dog Anya watching either ofmd or the x-files with me, i don’t remember. it’s important that everyone knows she is cute. anyway that will be all

[ol-cunty]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

hi everybody. how have the past 5 years been? good? i have a partner, a dog, and an agent now. the dog’s name is Anya (short for Lasagna) and she has her own instagram. anyway, i’m going to probably continue to not use this website much, because i’m trying to spend less time online not more, but you know i done and wrote a fanfic about the gay pirates because they have all of us in the palm of their hands. looks like the last time i posted here was to post the last fanfic i wrote, and then for some reason later i deleted it? weird behavior. anyway. hope y’all are good. i’m pretty much only active on el*n m*sk’s twitter if you want to bother me @ rae_hv. enjoy (?) this fic? cw suicidal ideation.

[ol-cunty]

anyway time to retreat into my hole and probably not post again for another couple months it’s been real (on the real though i just got surgery--nothing major, totally voluntary, i am good--so i’m a lil more couchbound than usual so whoooo knows) (if i do start using this website again i’ll have to clean up my tags and my previous posts a bit because *wipes forehead* haha hoo boy *tugs nervously at shirt collar)

[ol-cunty]

hey what’s up kids it’s me and i’m about to fire up the content machine for the first time in a long time lookout

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

this guy

[powerfulwizard]

I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

AND YOU SIR?????

ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal

[rcktpwr]

a succulent chinese meal?

[sweetoothgirl]

EGGNOG CAKE

[sweetoothgirl]

MASCARPONE PUMPKIN PIE