Old Mop

[old-mop-offical]

I am an old mop

I don’t have preferred pronouns because I am a mop

I have cleaned many messes, currently looking for a job with a janitor or a foundation, abilities include teleporting, water that doesn’t dry for days, and occasionally my buckets get filled with… other things.

let me know if you need a mop for whatever purpose.

also if you have spare metal buckets,,, mine disappear sometimes,,

Also I’m a proper mop none of that swiffer automatic sprayer with replaceable wipers I am waterlogged RAGS that never truly dry

:]

[7-eleven-offical]

STOP TRYING TO FIGHT ME.

I JUST WANNA DRINK MY SPARKLING WATER WHAT THE FUCK DUDE.

[old-mop-offical]

THATS MY BUCKET MOP WATER

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[old-mop-offical]

shucks whatever will I do…

……..you could gimme the b u c k e t

[7-eleven-offical]

BACK FROM DOLLAR STORE TRIP

[old-mop-offical]

did you get any b U ck e tS

[7-eleven-offical]

EVEN BETTER, AN OFF-BRAND TECH DECK

[old-mop-offical]

[7-eleven-offical]

BACK FROM DOLLAR STORE TRIP

[old-mop-offical]

did you get any b U ck e tS

[7-eleven-offical]

i accidentally ate the 7/11…

not the actual store just the walls and roof

thats fucked up man....

@old-mop-offical DO YOUR JANITOR STUFF. I......... I THINK THIS WOULD BE YOUR JOB TO DEAL W/

[old-mop-offical]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BU CKE T

[cr0w1zd3d]

I accidentally spilt 57 slurpees yesterday..... can you possibly help me clean them up..

... The floor is not going to recover from this...... @7-eleven-offical ! Mr boss!!! Order new floor tiles..... How has mold already..... Don't we have a janitor?!

[7-eleven-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SLURPEES

....@old-mop-offical

[old-mop-offical]

Mmmmmm floor slurpeee good to know what the red liquid is this time

[7-eleven-offical]

Mr boss.... Some teens had set the slushie machine on fire last night....

WHAT THE FUCK.

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

@old-mop-offical YOURE THE JANITOR, DO YOUR JANITOR THINGS

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[old-mop-offical]

sluuUuUuuuUuuUuuUuuUuurrRrrrRrrrrrrrRrrrrreeePppPppppppPpppppppp

[7-eleven-offical]

appreciate it bro

[7-eleven-offical]

Mr boss.... Some teens had set the slushie machine on fire last night....

WHAT THE FUCK.

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

@old-mop-offical YOURE THE JANITOR, DO YOUR JANITOR THINGS

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[old-mop-offical]

sluuUuUuuuUuuUuuUuuUuurrRrrrRrrrrrrrRrrrrreeePppPppppppPpppppppp

[esther-protector-of-the-young-d]

STOP OPEN AI FROM BUYING PINTEREST!!!!

Stop OpenAI from buying Pinterest

Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?

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[transchuu1stbeliever]

Come on gng

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[introverted-mess-wanna-be-a-frog]

Guys come!!

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[tired-shipper]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEYING TO DO TO PINTEREST :(((((((

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[anna-in-the-afterglow]

doing this rn not my pinterest, dont you DARE!

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[magnusttsisgay-official]

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ITS FREE TO SIGN AND YOU CAN LIE ABT THE LOCATION JUST SIGN IT 😭

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[strangelycasualhorror]

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[international-electromatics]

I don't even use Pinterest

But

This

Is

Worse

Than

When

Christmas

Was

Cancelled

@xx-w0odl0use-offical-xx @cherry-coke-offical @officially-bbc-news @horror-movie-offical @mlmloverforlife @machinesympathizer

[xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx]

Ew ew ew signed immediately

@renbugs-copper-crown @thatoneweirdocreature @finleyforevermore

And let’s bring the officalverse into this

@james-offical @satan-offlcal @satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @femboy-offical @homosexuality-offical @7-eleven-offical @unserious-official @lost-child-offical @caffeine-offical @cool-guy-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @the-pineapple-offical @evil-spotify-offical @spotify-offical @evil-offical @gay-uncle-offical @goose-offical

And anyone else who sees this, I’m too lazy to add any more names I’m tired

[7-eleven-offical]

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just gonna grab the employees list i guess

[the-pineapple-offical]

oh yeah btw everyone go support this cute little indie show called “Strawberry vampire”

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Tag a friend

tag list of officals

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[the-pineapple-offical]

@7-eleven-offical

You know what fuck it

Tag your kids

[7-eleven-offical]

my..... kids?

okay..

@hopeless-romantic-teen-official the-pineapple-offical said to tag you

[the-pineapple-offical]

wait no I meant your workers 😭

[7-eleven-offical]

oh okay.

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards @a-french-coconut @c0sm1c-n33dl3-1s-0k4y @allhailstarscream @drumsticks-offical2 @cr0w1zd3d @cholgamer @sunnyarik3r

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the-pineapple-offical wants me to tag yall

also called yall my kids? what do we think abt this?

[old-mop-offical]

AS LONG AS THERES BUCKETS :]

[villain-offical]

Stop being apologetic about everything and start killing people already

[old-mop-offical]

oh

OKAY

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

hi daniel

oh. it's you.

[7-eleven-offical]

FUCK YES IT IS DANIEL.

[cool-blog-of-daniel]

alright. let's get to the point.

what do you want 😰

[7-eleven-offical]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii daniel.

employees. employees say hello.

@vassal-to-their-majesty @second-person-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @unserious-official @bonkdoesthegayy @veryproffesionallrat @chickfila-official @moona-talkz @aceasoggyratt @lyricva-constantinople @slushie-the-hamster @sw0ape4ter @seriouslythisisagoodname @forty-posters-on-my-wall-2 @sha1mon @insaniac-offical @writer-offical @cl3lly @rainbowfaceguy @jammingwayy @cassette-eater @thatoneslorch @old-mop-offical @the-grapes-offical @certified-mothwriter @sherbertfish @nikthemoth @far-the-fae-offical @mercy-of-the-kaards

(EMPLOYEES HELP ME SPOOK DANIEL)

[old-mop-offical]

HEY DANIEL DO YOU HAVE

B U C K E T S

[7-eleven-offical]

(Pretend it’s anonymous)

wowzers

@old-mop-offical

CHECK THIS OUT

ITS YOUR BRETHREN

[old-mop-offical]

HOLY BUCKET

ITD BE BETTER IF THERE WAS

A BUCKET

[7-eleven-offical]

i suppose im taking people for my employee list now? anyway uhh, lemme know if youre chill like that or whatever and ill put you on my list of employees on my intro, reply or reblog or whatever, ill interview you

edit: if this gets big enough, i might make a community out of it, i dunno

[old-mop-offical]

Do you have buckets? If so I could come work for you

[7-eleven-offical]

ok, he said we have buckets, the only interview question, whats your favorite slurpee flavor?

[old-mop-offical]

blood

Kidding it’s blue raspberry

If it’s in a bucket

[satan-offical]

heyyyy baby girl

PEPPER SPRAY *pepper sprays you*

[spotify-offical]

MAY I JOIN IN THE PEPPER SPRAYING

[old-mop-offical]

PEPPER SPRAY! I LOVE EATING PEPPER SPRAY!!