Tumblr archive

nostalgia and Tumblr history. don't mind me, I'm out here doing god's work. Tumblr archeologist™ submissions are open, requests are open. feel free to contact me in DM's or asks for any reason <3

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Hi,

First of all I never get submissions so feel free to send me to help keep this blog running. When I have the time and energy I will get to them :)

If you want to see only iconic posts, you can look through the tags Tumblr museum, legendary posts and legendary

Posts are tagged by year, month and both (ex. A post from December 2012 will have tags like December, 2012 and December 2012)

Feel free to send me asks, DM's and requests of every subject :)

Blog started at around 2019 so there's a lot to see here! Mostly posts up to 2015 but there are a few from after that

Posts before 2012 are usually tagged as ancient Tumblr and Tumblr archeology lol

Have a great day/night 🗃️📜

[an-amusing-gentleman]

[sighinastorm]

Only 500 reblogs… who unearthed this ancient relic?

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April 26th, 2013

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As somebody newer to Tumblr this blog is very cool! Thank you for running it.

Omg no problem!

I'll hopefully add more things soon, I have awesome submissions

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

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July 30th, 2015

[samandriel]

I assume we're going to be very familiar with the Tumbeasts, so I am naming them.

This one’s name is Forrest because he is running

This ones name is Rocky, he want’s to be drawn like a french girl.

And this is Kevin. He is special.

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February 9th, 2011

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

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February 8th, 2012

[oblyvian]

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

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January 17th, 2012

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

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November 30th, 2014

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

🤔🤔🤔

Source

Reblog if you don't give a shit about American Idol.

[slowsymphonies-blog]

lizlilah:

taylor182:

kateybaby122:

(via yourcrapsweak)

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(via slowsymphonies-blog)

At least may 2009

[todayslyrics]

requested:

oasis - who put the weight of the world on my shoulders?

(picture by logan)

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September 18th, 2009

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

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May 1st, 2014

[david]

[weheart]

Domo nom nom

[onceuponahellsite]

(via david)

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August 26th, 2008

[insignificant-importance-deacti]

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December 28th, 2011

[rischio-deactivated20120321]

[killerchels]

juicyforever:

god bless her<3

^^^^^^^^

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September 11th 2011

[path77]

[weheart]

By path77

[onceuponahellsite]

(via path77)

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May 7th 2008

[m1llion]

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Mam, I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sitin the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

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(via onceuponahellsite, m1llion)

April 9th, 2010