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when someone says they don’t like lotr

john wick has the body count of a nuclear bomb. john wick has reached mythical status in the trained assassin underworld to the point stories of him are told to misbehaving children. a whole system of rules and regulations for the creme de la creme of assassins is altered for john wick. jason bourne is an ex special government project volunteer with an abudance of steroids in his system, yes, incredibly durable, strong and effective but john wick is one of the four horsemen of apocalypse. he assassinates assassins with pencils. come on

tsunamiwavesurfing

i just saw john wick kill a man with a book in the trailer for chapter 3. a fucking book. a motherfucking book. and you buffoons were asking me who would win in a john wick vs jason bourne. i hope baba yaga come get you and your whole family smh

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waifuman-cooper

>TFW no orc GF

Why even live.

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Zug Zug

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official hex maniac art:

y’all????:

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Tiddys are nice coward!

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Your url is a shitty 2000s band

trilllizard666

at least source the damn art, bitch

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http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

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Y’all need girlfriends

borvar

drawers:

y’all????:

pomki

Drawers:

Y’all????:

nebulajam

Drawers:

y’all????:

spiddermen

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

trilllizard666

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

Kung

Pow

Penis

anybody in this thread smoke weed

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Upon hearing Plato define man as a “featherless biped”, Diogenes constructed the mobile nuclear launch platform Metal Gear and shouted “Behold; a man!”.

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yeah bitch i'm buying condoms, so what

incognegroo

marquisybear:

niggas always wanna front and get the dude at the register when buying condoms to hide embarrassment or something.

fuck that.

i go straight to the girl. if there isn’t a girl, i’m stealing the rubbers.

no bitch has ever successfully belittled me with her funny looks. never. it’s a game to me.

slam them Trojans on the counter. she looks down and sorta smirks and looks up at me and i’m looking at this bitch like i’m out for blood. like i’m an autistic nymphomaniac that hasn’t fucked in 90 days. the stare is always what gets them first like, “okay this nigga is not playing games, i better ring this up.”

but some of them keep going and try to bring you down harder by asking you facetious and sarcasm filled questions like “were you assisted at all today?” or “will that be all sir?” or “did you need help with anything else?”

‘yeah, where the hot sauce at?’

then they truly realize i’m really lookin for the chewin and i got 7 ounces of heroin shot in my veins.

i always leave before they tell me though. if it comes to that. but before i completely divert my gaze from her area, I nod slowly and subtly to let that bitch know i’m still in the hood and i’m still cookin and 15 somas could never relax the kid.

i really do this.

i’m really out here.