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tony, agitated and flustered: sorry I’m late I was doing steve-STUFF i fuck stuff I mean steve I MEAN
Michelle: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Peter: Wow. They sound stupid.
Michelle: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Peter: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know... "Hey! I love you!"
Michelle: I guess you're right. Hey Parker, I love you.
Peter: See! Just say that!
Michelle: Holy fucking shit.
Peter: If that flies over their head then sorry, MJ, but they're too dumb for you.
Michelle: Parker...
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Vs Gucci
https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/993871147258269697?s=19
tony stark, the bachelor: who here tried to punch me at least once
steve, thor, bucky, rhodey, peter quill, loki and bruce all slowly raise their hands
tony stark, the bachelor: okay strange, t'challa, as you two are the ONLY ONES who didnt try to kill me, you’ve won this week’s one on one dates
Rip. forever in our hearts
Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths
Tony: It’s over, we won.
[Stephen and Peter motion to warn Tony about a Thanos behind him]
Tony: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won.
“Tony has a ‘fuck this I do what I want attitude’ and that’s why he sucks”
Me, a person who has seen Captain America Civil War:
tony stark’s true arc
2008 tony stark: one black coffee
2018 tony stark: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
If the bachelor au was a text voting one who do you think would be in the final 3 and what would their iconic dates be???
Honestly, I can’t decide who will be in the top 3 except for sure Steve will be there because of SteveTony. Saying that, if you think I’m being biased to Steve’s answers, it’s because I am.
So here are my top 5 because I can’t choose just only 3. I feel like all of them will have advantages. Or cheat to win.
Steve will have the vote of the military and old people especially grandmas (they’re the ones who loves this kind of shows ok) and he’s Captain America okay. He has SHIELD on his side.
Dr. Strange can be charming and witty and I feel like he’ll get the vote of working professionals - especially with the medical profession (do you know how many nurses there are right now). And he got the Cloak of Levitation. He knows the Mystic Arts and the keeper of an infinity stone.
T’challa got Wakanda, feminists and the rest of people who loves a Royalty Wedding. He also got Shuri.
Peter Quill might actually have more advantage because he got the Space people/aliens. I’m torn if Rocket will help him or Thor.
Thor will make everyone fall in love with him. Everyone is a little afraid of him because Thor is strong and can be vulnerable and soft - something the others are actually afraid to show. Rocket will offer to help him. And also Loki but Loki will try to sabotage him. (And honestly, I really don’t ship Thor and Tony romantically but I can see them as really good friends so he just joined to add to the drama).
For Iconic Dates? So in the bachelor, it’s the producers who think of the dates so for this au, let’s say the boys can choose where they can bring tony.
Steve will go old school, he’ll bring Tony to somewhere personal for him/or tony/or both of them. He wants to impress Tony like the others but he also knows that Tony doesn’t need a lot to be impressed and that he really needs to show Tony he’s being honest about his intentions to him.
Strange will bring him to different places for breakfast, lunch, dinner, a rocking concert and dessert.
T’challa will show Tony the most beautiful sunset in Wakanda and full access to Shuri’s lab.
Quill will literally show him the stars complete with a mix-tape to set the mood.
Thor got the bi-frost so everyone got really nervous.
Me: (dragging peter parker away from marvel) You can have him back when you treat him properly!!!