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[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

Butler voice your wig sir

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

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[costumersupportdept]

Should I just explain to y’all the SHEER NUMBER OF TIMES this joke has been made by EVERY CREW TO RUN THIS SHOW EVER?

[winchysteria]

a fun thing about this is that i went to a school called “butler university” which had a large ballet program and every year the dance students would call the nutcracker performance either “the but nut” or “the buttcracker”

[pukicho]

Huh…

You all hear about this religion thing?

[amllama]

which one?

[pukicho]

There’s TWO?!?!!?

[valtsv]

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

[valtsv]

you know what? 2019 mood

[o-ceti]

the trifecta

[foulserpent]

i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart

[foulserpent]

[10 million A.D. dolphin voice] behold, a man!

[foulserpent]

[other dolphin voice] i cant believe we’re still pretending humans were hairless. give humans hair you cowards!!!

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[thebootydiaries]

me on a date: so... haha... when did you realise your standards were this low? :)

[catchymemes]

[pukicho]

I’m gonna make shirts and it’ll have a little logo on the boob like Polo, but it won’t have some fool on a horse, it’ll have this:

[pukicho]

As the year comes to a disastrous end, I never would’ve expected this stupid drawing to be so unanimously loved by everyone. Some dude messaged me - told me he and some random stranger caught each other wearing this dumb shirt in the mall. What the fuck?? 

Sadly the likeness to some totally different and irrelevant pokemon character (never heard of it) forced me to unlist the drawing for a time - the asks have been piling up to bring it back, so I made the motherfucker my other favorite color, pink !!!

So if u want a little pinkichu head with some fucking dope ass guns, well there u go then.

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

[killowave]

[doggosource]

what you mean there’s no treats left

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

[e-girlinterrupted-deactivated20]

me w/ my new mens pants

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

biology test question: the epidermis is also known as ____?

the twitch chat in my brain helping me cheat:

[shotabunny-moving]

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