[olderthanbones]

//Info & rules:

For-funsies RP blog running alongside a Camarilla LARP set in Louisville, Kentucky. Technically an AU for @leafposting but shhhhh they're totally different people.

This is a sideblog so OOC interactions will be from my main/personal @corellianflyboy. I can't directly respond to replies IC; they will be screencapped and reblogged if I have the time.

Don't be an asshole to real people. We're pretending to be vampires on the internet, that's not worth picking fights over.

NSFW tag is #lemonposting if you need to filter that.

[leafposting]

IC info

A backwoods Appalachia boy, Kel graduated from the best ag school in the state debt-free on one condition: he would serve the elder vampire who funded him.

In 2022, he skipped out on the deal.

Since then he's been constantly on the move, relying on his folk magic and goodwill from supernatural beings and humans alike to keep out of the elder's claws.

OOC about and rules:

18+ only. This is World of Darkness, after all. Child characters are usually okay to interact with Kel, but the person behind the keyboard must be an adult.

@corellianflyboy is my main/personal. This is a sideblog.

Don’t be an asshole OOC. If you’re a bigot or consistently rude I’m blocking you and moving on.

I occasionally softblock and URL filter IC blogs if the characters are based on themes that don’t play well with my personal history. Please don’t take it personally if that happens to you. I’d love to chat OOC or interact with other muses, just not those particular ones.

World of Darkness or similar muses strongly preferred for interaction. I don’t care if personal blogs follow or not. When reblogging dash games or ask memes, please either send one in or reblog from the source rather than me.

[olderthanbones]

//Shelving this blog and picking up the Mage20 version of Kel again! Head over there to keep following him.

[olderthanbones]

Got enough construction done at the new farm that it's safe to sleep on-site. Basically no cell or internet service that far back in the woods, though, so if you need me send a letter.

//OOC: It's been fun but I'm out of vampire ideas for this guy. I'll be cleaning up the old Mage20 blog I made for him a few years ago, adapting and updating a few things, then switching back to that version of the character. @leafposting should be up and running in a week or two.

[fishgummy]

"you don't know [insert popular tiktok trend]? you must live under a rock" Well i do. for your information i actually live in a thriving soil ecosystem complete with damp moss and various insects including pill bugs, beetles, and ants

[olderthanbones]

[olderthanbones]

And let you drag me over the coals with your divorce lawyer? Nuh-uh.

[cemeteryfun]

Sweetheart, do you even OWN anything.. ???

[olderthanbones]

I got two fair-sized pieces of farm property and some of the investments my sire signed over when she kicked me out.

[cemeteryfun]

Do I look like I want a farm. If we got divorced YOU would get money.

[olderthanbones]

....My dignity versus upping my childe's allowance. Hm.

[cemeteryfun]

Consider it.

[olderthanbones]

Can it be a sexless marriage? No offense but you ain't really my type.

[cemeteryfun]

Would be another one to add to the tally.

Tho I've decided I want to be proposed to for once, so I am not interested anymore sorry.

[olderthanbones]

Darn. Wasted my shot at alimony.

[olderthanbones]

And let you drag me over the coals with your divorce lawyer? Nuh-uh.

[cemeteryfun]

Sweetheart, do you even OWN anything.. ???

[olderthanbones]

I got two fair-sized pieces of farm property and some of the investments my sire signed over when she kicked me out.

[cemeteryfun]

Do I look like I want a farm. If we got divorced YOU would get money.

[olderthanbones]

....My dignity versus upping my childe's allowance. Hm.

[cemeteryfun]

Consider it.

[olderthanbones]

Can it be a sexless marriage? No offense but you ain't really my type.

[olderthanbones]

And let you drag me over the coals with your divorce lawyer? Nuh-uh.

[cemeteryfun]

Sweetheart, do you even OWN anything.. ???

[olderthanbones]

I got two fair-sized pieces of farm property and some of the investments my sire signed over when she kicked me out.

[cemeteryfun]

Do I look like I want a farm. If we got divorced YOU would get money.

[olderthanbones]

....My dignity versus upping my childe's allowance. Hm.

[olderthanbones]

And let you drag me over the coals with your divorce lawyer? Nuh-uh.

[cemeteryfun]

Sweetheart, do you even OWN anything.. ???

[olderthanbones]

I got two fair-sized pieces of farm property and some of the investments my sire signed over when she kicked me out.

[cemeteryfun]

We can't be done with the bingo in January.

[ventrue-in-control]

Im for finishing it

[cemeteryfun]

In January??

[ventrue-in-control]

the sooner the better

[olderthanbones]

What's left to check off?

[cemeteryfun]

[olderthanbones]

I know bout three or four of these things happening but I think Jackie's been paying more attention and got the whole list. Still, damn, y'all moved fast.

[cemeteryfun]

No?? He's not. I think we have ghoul discourse, accidental embrace, pointless argument and uhh that's it.

We need divorce.

[olderthanbones]

Damn. I should've waited it out a couple more months before I got mine.

[cemeteryfun]

God damn it you let us down.

How do you feel about a quick marriage-

[olderthanbones]

My bad.

Depends. Can Hubert move back north for a bit? Dunno anyone else who'd put up with me long enough for it to count!

[cemeteryfun]

I was PROPOSING!!!!!!!!!!!

[olderthanbones]

And let you drag me over the coals with your divorce lawyer? Nuh-uh.

[cemeteryfun]

We can't be done with the bingo in January.

[ventrue-in-control]

Im for finishing it

[cemeteryfun]

In January??

[ventrue-in-control]

the sooner the better

[olderthanbones]

What's left to check off?

[cemeteryfun]

[olderthanbones]

I know bout three or four of these things happening but I think Jackie's been paying more attention and got the whole list. Still, damn, y'all moved fast.

[cemeteryfun]

No?? He's not. I think we have ghoul discourse, accidental embrace, pointless argument and uhh that's it.

We need divorce.

[olderthanbones]

Damn. I should've waited it out a couple more months before I got mine.

[cemeteryfun]

God damn it you let us down.

How do you feel about a quick marriage-

[olderthanbones]

My bad.

Depends. Can Hubert move back north for a bit? Dunno anyone else who'd put up with me long enough for it to count!

[cemeteryfun]

We can't be done with the bingo in January.

[ventrue-in-control]

Im for finishing it

[cemeteryfun]

In January??

[ventrue-in-control]

the sooner the better

[olderthanbones]

What's left to check off?

[cemeteryfun]

[olderthanbones]

I know bout three or four of these things happening but I think Jackie's been paying more attention and got the whole list. Still, damn, y'all moved fast.

[cemeteryfun]

No?? He's not. I think we have ghoul discourse, accidental embrace, pointless argument and uhh that's it.

We need divorce.

[olderthanbones]

Damn. I should've waited it out a couple more months before I got mine.

[cemeteryfun]

We can't be done with the bingo in January.

[ventrue-in-control]

Im for finishing it

[cemeteryfun]

In January??

[ventrue-in-control]

the sooner the better

[olderthanbones]

What's left to check off?

[cemeteryfun]

[olderthanbones]

I know bout three or four of these things happening but I think Jackie's been paying more attention and got the whole list. Still, damn, y'all moved fast.

[cemeteryfun]

We can't be done with the bingo in January.

[ventrue-in-control]

Im for finishing it

[cemeteryfun]

In January??

[ventrue-in-control]

the sooner the better

[olderthanbones]

What's left to check off?

[jujulebee]

[ventrue-in-control]

talking about nero. what happened to him? he hasnt been around?

[jujulebee]

i think the hot cowboy punched him 2 death?

[punksundead1312]

damn thats impressive good for him

[olderthanbones]

I'm with ya on this one.

[olderthanbones]

Easy workaround, really. The boon's logged to Dragon. Juan collects on his behalf.