crab me up, trawlerdaddy

mitchie / midori . 28 . they/them freaks please interact

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

[pogsupremacy]

[valtsv]

the nametaker: hey, check this shit out. alexa, play despacito [rotting corpse starts shrieking] pretty cool, eh? why don't you ask me how much it cost. go on. i know you want to.

caul serrikane, who couldn't give a shit if you tried to waterboard one out of her:

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

The Silt Verses chapter 27: So I'll Bear It Trembling Onwards // Our Wars Have Ended episode 2: More Than A Man

[rosenkranz-does-things]

A young citizen of the nation by the unfortunate name of Caul Serrikane is preparing to die. Again.

[creetchure]

my daughter has a smile to fix the world

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Like to charge

Reblog to cast

[thetransgenderprideworm]

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

[thesiltverses]

This question came to me while sitting by the Mississippi - does the ecosystem of TSV's setting have beavers? What does/would the Trawlerman's faith think of them?

I don't know, but I imagine the beavers would be declared a blasphemy by High Prophet Faulkner in their efforts to dam the sacred river, and then everything plays out from there exactly like the plot of Hundreds of Beavers.

[dogpuppy]

[oldmidori]

hey, it'll be ok, B. Narr in the new OWHE ok????

[calciumcryptid]

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

[blond-shell]

no and i can take it further

[quasi-normalcy]

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

[quasi-normalcy]

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

[quasi-normalcy]

#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain

Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

[quasi-normalcy]

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[jimbusiness]

oh noo I don’t have any money to pay for the pizza, next time I’ll use rocket money to find unused subscriptions and track my spending

[toastyglow]

"everyone is paying super close attention to everyone else all the time" actualy statistical error. hypervigilance georg, who enters fight or flight when someone starts breathing differently, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[bakurapika]

#this one's for the people who hear 'people aren't paying that close attention to you! I mean do YOU pay that close of attention to them?'#and go: unfortunately yeah!!!!!!!#you are georg hope this helps. love u#hang in there one day u will be able to pay less attention all the time

[oldmidori]

its finally here!