Oceanside

If you slip thas yo ass, don't expekt no Pass, klack klack klack

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

[51don]

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Don’t come around here if you ain’t from around here ….

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[greenfishnets]

*chainsmokes to this*

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whyy am i not bent over & being spanked rn

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[oldskoolkid760]

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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