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in the last twenty minutes i have ripped my favourite pyjama pants by simply crouching to alleviate pain in my 21 YEAR OLD BACK, kicked over several boxsets by accident, tripped on the slightest height difference in wood panels on the floor and tipped my drink down me... i feel like im in a poorly written scene from a 90s sitcom.. pls send help 😫

ob-knox-ious

r.i.p. (HA literally) as long as it wasn't the ghost ones we're good

oldtea-justgirlythings

it was the stitch pyjamas, so ghosties are safe dw

#we should definitely hold a funeral #a viking funeral perhaps?#the boxset was supernatural #nothing can kill them #they just keep coming back

in the last twenty minutes i have ripped my favourite pyjama pants by simply crouching to alleviate pain in my 21 YEAR OLD BACK, kicked over several boxsets by accident, tripped on the slightest height difference in wood panels on the floor and tipped my drink down me... i feel like im in a poorly written scene from a 90s sitcom.. pls send help 😫

#my favourite pyjamas #did it have to be them #im emotionally devasted by this turn of events #AND ALL MY FAMILY LAUGHED AT ME #fr tho #im an old man atp #rip #rip pyjama pants you were good to me

archivalsapphic

the canon event that is new magnus archives listeners declaring that a particular entity isn't scary followed by the slow realisation that they'd be aligned with them instead

#so this is how i find out all the entities are autistic

I drew Jelly today but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone and then myself

#the bestest cow #actually adorable #would sell my soul for her #lil baby cow #lil jelly #i drew this #its kinda cute #mushroom cow #shroom cow #inspired by minecraft #which is kinda sad

staffs-secret-blog

I cannot set people on fire remotely for posting domtething I don't like

Deeply disappointed

That sounds like a bug to me, don't worry we're working on it

Shit my flatmates say ep 2

"You know I don't own pubes"

#uni flatmates #uni student #why tf

November is a purple square

Okay so maybe the real reason I like acnh so much is actually bc I get to collect all the stuff and complete all the nook achievements amd cross it all off on my list in my planner and not for all the cute villagers amd shit (they're great and I love them and if I lose any of them I will cry... except for Sheldon, I'm gonna banish him forever)

#acnh villagers #theyre all so good #and adorable #but im very goal oriented #filling all the boxes in is my only motivation #yes i hate sheldon #hes an ugly ass squirrel #would die for my villagers #billy if you see this imma need you to shush

pink-apocalypse

Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Two identical buff postal workers

All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one

A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear

Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog

Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

clairebearsparkles

I felt like the fears in this style would be cute as hell, and I was right

oldtea-justgirlythings

Why is this the scariest way I've seen them drawn?!?!

#tma fanart #the magnus archives #little miss scary #wtaf #?!?!#the flesh

I just wanna talk to whoever the fuxk is eating uncut sandwiches. Ik you exist and I'm not mad at you I swear...

I'm just super disappointed

#there is no excuse #and you cannot convince me otherwise #its just a phase #probably #i think #i hope #its a real problem #one might even say #red flags

hopefullywelsh

romanticising my lack of sleep by saying I'm in my spiral era

#okay but like #its a lifestyle #live laugh loving

mojo-chojo

jon is so sexy when he uses his power

i mean tbh everyone who uses them is

oldtea-justgirlythings

On my knees for this man, no I will not take it back LOOK AT THE ABSOLUTE MAGNIFICENCE

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma season 4 #tma fanart #not my art

deadbeatmaker

I really go online and act edgy and say cannibalism is sexy and then log off and start tearing up because someone played piano at the airport and it was beautiful and I saw a cute baby

No cos why the ever loving fuxk am I getting nether world achievements when I'm just tryna make a swamp home for my axolotl

#minecraft #minecraft achievement world xbox one #minecraft aesthetic #nintendo #idk how to tag anymore