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Daily #2,335! She had enough energy for the both of us today.

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When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted

If your “loving” relationship disgusts your kids then you’ve probably caused them trama from exposing them to your toxic relationship with your SO that you’re now rekindling in front of their faces and they hate you for it

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max they mean in the lighthearted “eeeeeew moom” way not like fucking in front of them

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I genuinely cannot comprehend how they came up with that paragraph

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How is this website free

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It isn’t free. I pay dearly for every post

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I pay dearly for every post.

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“Stop asking me to trust you while I’m still coughing up water from the last time you let me drown.”

—Anonymous

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“You must not only aim right, but draw the bow with all your might.”

— Henry David Thoreau

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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

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parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

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“You will see things. Feel things. Know things. Those that are trying to hide it, will deny it. Trust your gut. You know the truth.”

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Reminder that if your drug front is also a successful dry-cleaning business, that’s okay!

If your money-laundering plot makes less money than the gold-buying business you built to cover it up, that’s okay too!

Just because your criminal enterprise makes money through legal means too doesn’t make you any less insidious or devious, and I’m proud of each and every one of you for trying your worst ❤️