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So how are we feeling about the persuasion trailer
If Catherine Morland traded places with Jonathan Harker, Dracula would be like ten pages max
"Look at the hams on that old-timer"
- The Odyssey translated by Robert Fagles 18.86
The funniest thing I’ve ever read in a regency novel is Belinda having a character who takes so much opium she would have died had she not been of secret hulk strength.
Bonus points because she’s cross-dressed multiple times and had an obvious crush on her former best friend.
Say what you will about Clytemnestra, but she invented girlbossing
Am I the only one who thinks the Odyssey reads kind of like a self insert fanfic?
"This is my OC, his name is Odysseus, he has a tragic backstory and he's smarter than literally everyone else. All the women he meets want to seduce him because he's just so hot. Also he's so special that a goddess follows him around. Let me know what you think! :)"
Four books into the Odyssey and by far my favorite part is how casual people are about gods masquerading as humans.
Like. In casual conversation, they’ll say things like “yeah Telemachus left with Mentor for Pylos, but I saw Mentor yesterday here yesterday. Must have been a god, huh?” and everyone’s like “yup that tracks.”
Today I discovered the best Wikipedia page
The page “List of Poem by Catullus” provides one line summaries of most Catullus poems.
It starts off pretty tame, with your generic napkin thieves and Lesbia poems.
Followed by some genuinely good advice. I, for one, have definitely given advise in line with Catullus 24. And who hasn’t thought that “boyfriends can’t be trusted”!
Catullus 33, on the other hand, seems like a great idea for a bad comedy. I’m thinking Vin Diesel as the dad?
In this next section, we’ll find the poem that I most relate to (”woman asking for money (political)”).
Our next section takes us into the political views of Catullus, which are definitely relatable. Although I’m intrigued by “surprise threesome” (56), the bitter tones of “my (our) ex is a slut now” and the sheer mystique of “adultery and graverobbing” are also enticing.
Surprisingly, Catullus finally catches on to what’s up with his lover in Catullus 79, aptly summarized as “she loves her brother a little too much.” He also serves the deeply relatable moments of “she insults me because she still cares” (83) and “making fun of pronunciation” (84).
He finally concludes with a thrilling saga that summarizes the vibes of ancient Rome.
In conclusion, Catullus is maybe not that bad and whoever wrote these wikipedia summaries is a kind soul.
I think we can all agree that the hardest anyone has ever carried a group project was Achilles in the Greek army
Concept: the cask of amontillado but it’s gamer juice
I would like to nominate Mr. Hurst for most relatable character in Pride and Prejudice, who, while Darcy is admiring Elizabeth for walking three miles to see Jane, “was thinking only of his breakfast.”
1000% my favorite part of the Iliad is that everyone’s constantly talking about how much they wish Paris was dead
Am I misreading this or does the truce break in Book 4 happen because someone shoots Menelaus in the dick
After reading book 1 of the Iliad, I am forced to conclude that someone wronged a priest of Apollo this year
Victor Frankenstein’s only crime was being really good at upcycling.
We’ve reached the point of 2020 where I start making Mrs. Dalloway memes
But wait, there’s more:
We’ve reached the point of 2020 where I start making Mrs. Dalloway memes