hey !! im oldwoodwater (just call me oldwood or woodwater.) i am bi-gender, and i use she/he pronouns. i like cats and i probably have hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome,,, most definitely have narcissistic personality disorder, and i am a Certified Autistic (professionally diagnosed).
i like eating plain bread whenever i get nauseous because of my anxiety, and The Box People do not control me.
holy mother of run-on sentences i talk a lot
i am also Catholic, but using the Lord’s name in vein will not hurt anyone except butthurt evangelicals. catholic churches make me feel comfortable and i do not need to go to mass every day despite what my Brain Gremlins tell me
i live in spite and i wish my chromosomes were different so i could become a priest but this is what the Lord intended so i guess i cant become a priest
i like writing random descriptions for cats part of my SixTeen Original Warrior Cats Clans on 7 word documents even though ive only read the first book of Warrior Cats
converting fractions into percentages will not hurt me despite what my Brain Gremlins say
the normal amount of pain is none and i can use my cane whenever i feel i must
i am otherkin of a seraph and that might be a little weird considering im catholic but The Box People are the only ones that care
thanks for reading if you did and i wish you have the day that you wish for
as long as it’s not damning everyone to have diarrhea for 2 hours straight
