mush

20, he/him

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 4 days 29 minutes

[mushed-kid]

ow my legs

[mushed-kid]

my mouth tastes very mouth

[freakyolivelady]

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[grabmyboner]

shane voice noooo ilya don’t suck my dick nooooo [gets in prime dick sucking position] noooo ilya

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[mushed-kid]

sad and upset again. does it count as again if i never stopped?

[phalaropus-lobatus]

i love using “ok” to punctuate my sentences ok

[drabbles-and-ideas]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[mushed-kid]

i need to get brave right now

[hollanoveau]

it’s late 2016. shane hollander is dating rose landry. ilya rozanov is breaking every traffic law known to man in his hideous sports car and tearfully scream-singing DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME….. DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME…..

these two things, of course, have nothing to do with each other

[mushed-kid]

i wish i wasnt fucking terrified of everything all the time

[twocloudsinthesky]

One day when the centaurs are out drinking to celebrate winning a hard game(as evidenced by the fact that even Shane is tipsy) someone, probably Troy or Bood asks Shane if it doesn't bother him that even when theyre being all lovey-dovey Ilya still calls himself the best hockey player ever and Shane is just drunk enough to confess that one time while trying to be romantic Ilya called him the best and he was so turned off he had Ilya promise to never do it again(with the sole exception being sexy affirmations time but the team doesn't need to know that). They suspected it before but now everyone is 100% sure hockey is foreplay for them

[vibrantstarfire]

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

[saltedume]

[koiagain]

I genuinely don’t know what im supposed to do im running out of coping mechanisms that work for me 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💫💫💫💫🍦🍦🍦🍦🌺🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🌈🌈🌈🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄i need to Kill myself oh my god