Bartik and Hopper headcanons just because they are the best occupation boys✨
Hopper is very confused because of his height and thinks that if he was 15cm taller, his life would be completely different.
Bartik is very well acquainted with medicine, so he often fixes his friend after the regular fights.
Hopper suffers from nightmares After the "execution", and in general is quite traumatized, although he never shows it.
Sometimes they fight among themselves because of some nonsense, such as disagreements about the taste of a cocktail or lightcycle model.
Pavel doesn't really understand why Paige hired these greenhorns to the occupation, so he doesn't really let them do responsible things. Instead, Bartik and Hopper wash the floor.
Hopper is three cycles older than Bartik. It is often used as an argument.
Hopper was a bartender before the occupation.
They are the main gossips in the entire Paige squad. It is very rare to see them with their mouths shut.
Hopper periodically slaps Bartik on his ass when he is not expecting. (No, really, I would do that too.)
Bartik is much calmer than his friend, and therefore it is quite difficult to anger him.
Even Hopper has a hard time pissing him off.
Sometimes they can be seen playing catch-up or just jokingly fighting. Very chill boys.











