Gay and tired.

Hello my name is Oliver call me Oli I go by he/him, I'm 25 I love aftg, batman and most visual novels I'm very partial to coffee, matcha, evil black haired men with nice eyes and bl 🦊🥍

[goth-queen]

[catchymemes]

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[shoyt0]

Elite morning flirting

[muuugi]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[everythingfox]

DOG

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[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[ruinedchildhood]

My hidden room as a child

[byjove]

when I first made a lot of my internet accounts like my email and my Tumblr, I put my birthdate as 6/6/66 because I was 12-14 years old and an edgelord and a Murdoc Niccals kinnie BUT now I’m pretty sure all of my ad preferences think I’m a 60 year old divorced dad with erectile dysfunction

[victusinveritas]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[chicks]

[ceruleanheaven]

nikki begging bear to kill her and all he does is ask whats so bad about being with him. one of the most nauseating scenes ive ever witnessed

[duskpretty-art]

Happy birthday Akechi, hope you eat lots of yummy pancakes ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Anyway enjoy this Shuake art I did a few months back :3

[nessa007]

so i just saw obsession

[lakevida]

evil coworkers bank account got hacked i assume that was one of my loyal psionic warriors + if you are present please inform me as to why you tried to buy $54 shoes with her debit card were they cool or for work

[pinene]

I have a fetish for $54 items

[lakevida]

$54 is the thinking mans $75

[pinene]

Exactly $54 is literally more expensive than $75