MusicPrincess655

Fandom obsessions and occasional fanfics. If you want to not be blocked/reported as spam do something to make yourself look like not a bot. Commissions and requests are both closed until the end of the year.

[intactics]

these days the circus isn't funny and the bread kills you

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They should invent a "remind me later" button for distressing responses

[sandersstudies]

“This character’s portrayal is offensive!” And then you look inside and it’s somebody’s lived experience

[sandersstudies]

When a character speaks to you deeply and you identify with them and see all of human complexity unfolding between you and them and then all anybody online can tell you is that they’re Problematique. You people can’t handle more nuance than can be held in a Dixie cup.

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

[spiderbasil]

you start to understand why they invented the bed

[faggotfungus]

[dusttt]

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

[miliabyntite]

tags via @/grand-theft-carbohydrates

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[fatal-blow]

actually speaking of this next book im reading i really like this line

Neanderthals are frequently spoken of as if they were dead-ends of human evolution or they went extinct because of modern humans or barely contributed anything at all to modern humanity, but i like this sentence because it actually frames them more as a success. more of their DNA exists on earth now than when they were alive as their own species. merging with the humans out of africa wasn't a death sentence it was what made them everlasting.

[portraitoftheoddity]

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

[memewhore]

[casa-de-cadejo-deactivated20220]

lol this slaps

[thesylverlining]

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

[fitchersvogel]

There's an entire category of Catholic folk magic that involves threatening and abusing statues of the saints until they do what you want! A famous example is burying a statue of St Joseph upside down in your yard to sell your house; once it's sold, you dig up the statue and "reward" it. The folklorist Sabina Magliocco talks about how Italian folk magic, in particular, has a strong quid pro quo element: in Sardinia, for example, villagers would throw parades for saints and carry their statues around town to ward off drought, but if the saint failed to come through, they'd dunk it in the well headfirst, and keep doing it until the rains came. So if you buy this statue and Anthony doesn't do his job, you can always waterboard him!

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[melodiesblue]

[lumsel]

I think the types of oppression that are the most intense are the ones that apply to me personally. For some reason they're just so much more visceral and personally affecting than the ones that don't affect me, which all seem distant and abstract and not as big a deal. If you don't restructure your worldview around this I will decide you're part of the problem.

[dogpuppy]