lydia(kurt's version)

just a girl obsessed with men.

[oliskyesisdaddy]

@netflix, its officially June 13th (its 12:25am) and I don't see part 3!?!? Where tf is it??

I NEED PEN AND COLIN NOW.

idk if you can tell but I'm impatient. you said June 13th, well it's June 13 and I'm well prepared to pull an all nighter to binge this masterpiece of artwork you call a show. this is not simply a show anymore, it is a part of me. so if you do not release s3 p2 right freaking now, you are robbing me of my true self.

please Netflix please just gimme the proposal and more... of the carriage scenes between pen and colin.. I need the sweet and the spicy.

[oliskyesisdaddy]

I wanna be viewed as the cute adorable girl but no bc im mature and every guy I go for is mentally a child and I have to adopt them as my own and they become the cute one...

I WANNA BE THE CUTE ONE.

I'm sorry but if I have to crane my neck to look at you, I'm the cute one mother trucker. Grow up so I can be the child.

[clevercloudpoetry]

Penelope: One kiss, it would not mean anything.

Inner Colin after the kiss:

[oliskyesisdaddy]

just started watching Damsel and oml how did I not know Nick Robinson was in it!?!?

this man makes me fold I swear to god

[oliskyesisdaddy]

to all the people who just bindged the 3rd season of Bridgerton, let me ask you and shondaland this: WHAT THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER!?!?

[oliskyesisdaddy]

how tf have we traveled to space and made artificial human-like intelligence, but we, as a species, have not figured out a way to cure cancer?!?! can we please put our resources back towards that! i'm sick of losing people

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[oliskyesisdaddy]

dear all boys and men,

stop calling women hot until you are actually in a relationship with them for a while. if ya'll are in the talking stage or situationship, or even freshly dating, your girl is cute or beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, etc.. telling her she's hot too soon makes her think you admire her body more than her personality.

and that just hurts.

[bitch-lasagna]

Making someone named Jesus gay might be the coolest thing twd has ever done tbh

[oliskyesisdaddy]

iconic

[oliskyesisdaddy]

Carhartt hoodies are so expensive😭

I need me a country boy so I don't have to go buy one. #freecloset

[jazzypeeps]

I watch the walking dead for the plot

- the plot

[oliskyesisdaddy]

I'm so hot for the plot thoooo

[oliskyesisdaddy]

the fact that my fictional husband was 41 irl when I was born.... I don't have daddy issues, I swear

[oliskyesisdaddy]

I MISSED HIS BIRTHDAY!!?!?!?!?!?!? 😭😭

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

happy belated birthday, my beautiful norman reedus. I await the day I meet you yet

[naughty-negan]

Well shit...

[oliskyesisdaddy]

RIGHTFULLY SO!

he should've be #1 actually, but I'll give them time to fix their mistake

[54prowl]

god forbid we objectify men and their big hairy chests and their muscular thighs and their facial hair and thick brow bones and their big rough hands and their

[angrythingstarlight]

[sc0rpiodixon]

daryl dixon’s permanent passenger princess 🖤

i just wanna stick to him like glue on his bike 😩

[oliskyesisdaddy]

I wanna be his backpack. I wanna be held like his damn crossbow. I wanna revved like his bik-... nvm let's keep this pg-13

[andrewthedeadly]

0 fanfics for the professor (sergio) … is this some sort of sick joke …

[oliskyesisdaddy]

Seriously. I can't find a single thing on here, Wattpad has maybe 2 I think... that I've already read. I need something for Sergio <3