sink or swim

[wtfseige]

Oui oui, mon cherie.

[olivebye]

That's a little sad, to be honest.

[andrew-mathews]

But drunk me definitely will.

[olivebye]

Tempting.

[andrew-mathews]

You asked what you had to do for entertainment.

[olivebye]

That's not going to entertain me. 

[andrew-mathews]

Buy me a drink.

[olivebye]

Why would I do that?

[wtfseige]

[olivebye]

Is that your idea of entertainment?

[mcryker-deactivated20141008]

Did he answer you?

[olivebye]

No.

[olivebye]

Jesus, what's a girl got to do to get some entertainment around here?

[damntahlia]

Oh my god, no! Post office is a federal building, O! Don’t do that!

[olivebye]

I just want my fucking lollipops!

[damntahlia]

Sometimes it’s the mail places fault. Like, once I ordered something online and it took two weeks for it to get here because they held it in the post office for like..three extra days. I was so mad, I marched into that damn office and picked it up myself.

[olivebye]

...So you're saying I should burn down the store and the post office?

[junitorpt]

Oh.. well, that’s.. rude.

[olivebye]

Did I hurt your feelings?

[damntahlia]

Oh, duh. Silly me! But, seriously, that lollipop place needs to get it’s shit together.

[olivebye]

I'm going to give them three more days to get their shit together.

[andrew-mathews]

I know you won’t do it, you would for someone else, but we’re on the same team.

[olivebye]

I guess we'll see about that. 

[junitorpt]

… I d-don’t know.. I guess.. considering I just told you what type of person you were.. maybe?

[olivebye]

That was a rhetorical question. You may be observant, but you're not very smart. 

[junitorpt]

… Guess not.. you seem more of a.. ‘how’ k-kind of person, than ‘why’?

[olivebye]

That's because I am. Aren't you observant?

[damntahlia]

As long as I can come watch. It’ll be the second Fourth of July.

[olivebye]

Watch? No, you're going to be helping me.

[andrew-mathews]

But you won’t.

[olivebye]

Don't tempt me.

[andrew-mathews]

Eh, it’s worth the risk.

[olivebye]

I should cut your hand off for simply thinking about stealing from me.