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| Oliver |

[ampervadasz]

[stone-faced-sunset]

What it

[misterbunni]

It a poofin

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[itsbrysontiller]

I stopped explaining myself when I realized,

People only understand from their level of perception

[rivenroad]

[troyboltonfanclub]

my life is a constant cycle of me deciding to get my shit together and me deciding to not give a fuck and giving up

[cursedcatimages]

[givemetrills-deactivated2016010]

coffee is the most important meal of the day

[afunhousemirror-deactivated2020]

Me

[gay-tm]

[meanplastic]

me….

[twitterlols]

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[teiahnex]

My commissions are open for a bit.  If you’re interested in something just shoot me a DM. - Please make sure you have clear visual reference of your character(s).  - If you have a pose or something specific in mind for your commission just let me know. - I do not do nsfw commissions. That’s pretty much it! Looking forward to working with you o/

[chocobaes-inactive]

Hi everyone! Opening a few more slots for the upcoming week.  Come at me ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Here are the rules!

Send me an IM with visual reference of the character(s) you’d like to commission. They can be original characters or canon characters alike.

Any fandoms welcome ♥

SFW only.

Payment will be done upfront and through Paypal Invoicing.

You can ask for more than one commission slot!

Slots:

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[veryfunnymemes]

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

😭😭😭😭

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[golddustdyke]

not to be naive but it still shocks me when people are so apathetic and cruel towards others like .. you’re literally rotting on the inside … , hope you feel better soon ?