PastelBoye™

I'm Jacob or Oliver. 15, he/him, bisexual (?)

[danxiously]

help a trans boy safely move

hi guys so as some of you might know i left an abusive and toxic environment to stay somewhere safer. i am an 18 year old trans boy that has been struggling with bpd, anxiety, panic disorder, and severe depression, all of which have worsened under the care of my abusive and manipulative mother.

a few days ago i got the opportunity to get away from that environment and took it, which has already had a huge positive impact on my mental health and well being. i was closeted from my transphobic mother and now that i’m away, i finally have had the opportunity to come out to my peers with a new school, job, and life. right now i am living with my wonderful boyfriend, jeremy, who is also trans and mentally ill. because i chose to leave suddenly, up until i can completely transfer jobs we are relying solely on commissions to provide us with food, internet, and the transportation needed from day to day. getting to and from the school, the grocery store, and even the post office adds on costs that we are struggling to pay with that we need to make sure i am able to complete highschool here. my mom still has control over my bank account and uses it as leverage against me. right now i have $4.98 to my name and am asking for help to make this new step possible for me. any donation, no matter how small, could help make sure we are able to eat, enroll me in highschool, and keep me away from being forced back into living with my mother. 

my paypal is paypal.me/danxiously and to anyone who even considers donating, it means the absolute world to me and can help ensure i am safe. even if you can’t donate anything, reblogging and sharing this post is very helpful, and i appreciate it. i love you all, and thank you so much for helping make this possible for me! ♡

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[red-moon-witch]

F*ck off - a quick Jessica Jones inspired glamour to create that “leave me alone vibe”.

*inspired by Jessica’s natural “leave me alone” vibe*

Needed: - An item of clothing or an accessory to charm (I recommend a hoodie or leather jacket) - A Black Candle - Yourself Steps: - Light your candle. It’s best to do this early in the morning, especially If you’re not a morning person.  - Hold your item and stand (or sit) in front of your candle. - Channel the “leave me alone” energy that Jessica is always giving off.  - Focus on the vibe and who specifically you want it to affect, and say/think:  “ Yesterday was rough, and today is gonna be tough,  So with this spell I’ve had enough. Everything you say makes me groan,  So Leave me the F*ck alone.” - Put on your item, and blow out the candle.  - Go through your day and enjoy being left alone! - Aesa <3  This is my original spell. please do not repost on any platform without my explicit permission. Reblogging is okay, Reposting is not. 

[witch-yy]

Giveaway #2 ( We hit 250!)

Rules:

Must be Following me, I will check.

You can reblog as many times as you’d like ( because of spamming your followers

Only reblogs are counted as entries.

No Posting this on any giveaway pages or tagging it as a giveaway.

A Crystallomancy Reading/Tarot reading (Winner decides)

A Dream interpretation/ A Sigil (Winner decides)

A pendulum reading/ A Lenormand reading (Winner Decides)

An Energy reading/ an Aura poem ( Winner Decides)

Giveaway Ends on April 23rd! <3

Anyone who donates to my Ko-Fi page will get 5 extra entries!

[nightsver-deactivated20180415]

hey you look really cute today

april fools you look cute everyday keep it up 

[cryptic-eccentric]

guys im straight haha jk april fools everyone knows straight ppl dont exist lol

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[littlewitchlingrowan]

Mom is under the weather so the witchcraft is real in this house tonight. Illness be gone, I don’t have time for your shit.

[manicbucket]

mind if I ask for the recipe? :)

[littlewitchlingrowan]

No, not at all! 😊 This is a family recipe that I swear by. It never, ever fails me.

Alright, this is a chicken soup recipe, so there will be meat products being used. I figure I oughta give that disclaimer since I don’t know who may be vegetarian/vegan.

Now onto your ingredients: -Two boxes of store bought chicken broth -One white onion -Garlic (I use the pre-minced store garlic because a) it saves time and b) it’s much easier to infuse into the broth) -Celery -Carrots -Wide egg noodles -Chicken bouillon cubes -Salt -Pepper -Bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs.

Directions:

Get yourself a big ass soup pot, toss in your chicken, chicken broth and fill the rest of the way with water (you want your pot about ¾ full). Put it on high and vent your lid. Par boil your chicken until it begins trying to boil over then reduce heat to med-high and let simmer. This is where you get your rich, hearty stock from. The broth, fat from the skin and marrow from the bones do wonderful things together, let me tell you.

While this happens, dice your carrots and celery ahead of time and set them aside. Once your chicken is done (it’ll look kinda gray and yellow instead of white and pink), pluck it out of the pot into a large bowl. Move your pot off the heat so it doesn’t cook out your stock. One by one, move a thigh into a seperate bowl and proceed to shred your chicken. (Pro-tip, if you have a hand mixer or food processor, this process can go much faster as long as the bones are removed)

Next, put in your veggies and noodles with the shredded chicken. Next comes spices. Add pepper and salt to taste (you can always do a little at a time if you’re worried about going overboard) along with about 4-5 bouillon cubes. If you have minced garlic, add about 4 spoonfuls (the little spoons) into the broth. If you have whole cloves, smash em and mince the shit out of them, about 6 big ones, and toss them in.

Stir really well (I always stir both clockwise and counter to banish sickness and draw wellness). Set the pot back on the heat (remember, med-high) and let that sucker cook until the noodles are just at al-dente. You don’t want em too squishy and mushy. Take this time while the noodles cook to taste your broth repeatedly. You want to taste the all the components strongly without them being too overpowering. Basically, if it burns your throat pleasantly and makes your nose tickle, you got yourself a badass broth.

Once done, serve with fresh cracked pepper and a big ass glass of water or vitamin c rich juice. Remember to remove the pot from the heat even after it’s off so it doesn’t continue to cook out your broth and over-tenderize your noodles.

To store: let the soup cool completely and transfer to a big tupperware and refrigerate. Eat the rest within the next 2 days.

Stay well or get better this season!

[fenland-witch-deactivated202005]

Well this is going in my receipe book!

[littlewitchlingrowan]

Holy crow is this getting notes! While I’m here, I’d like to mention that this soup is going to make you pretty tired. I made this for my sister two months ago and right after she finished, she laid down and slept for 10 hours straight and woke up with a face full of snot but clear sinuses. Tonight, mom ate her bowl and took a 4 hour nap on the couch. She just wandered off to bed after telling me her sinuses and chest already feel much clearer and her throat barely hurts. I’m not sure what it is about this soup, but it knocks you clean out and goes straight to work on what ails you. So be cautious about driving or anything of the sort after eating this. Not that it has the same sedative capabilities as say, morphine, but I would recommend finding a cozy place to curl up afterwards on the off chance you do end up feeling drowsy, just to err on the side of caution. I’d also like to mention that I am in no way a doctor so don’t take my advice in lieu of medical assistance! Please, if you can, seek a doctor first as always. This is purely meant to be used in a supplementary fashion in addition to medication. Okay I’ll leave you guys alone now, I’ve talked your ears off enough.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

Damn, this is STILL getting notes? The flattery is real y'all. Thank you 💕 I hope my recipe is able to bring you comfort and healing when you don’t feel well!

[theillustrativewitch]

Gonna habe to compare this with my honeys version >_>

[mahigxn-deactivated20200629]

My family doesn’t have a chicken noodle soup recipe but this makes me want to develop one!

[themori-witch]

I want to start a family recipe book, because this sounds absolutely wonderful.

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[witch-yy]

From the Grimoire: Powder

Banishing power recipe!

Black pepper- for banishing and keeping the target out

Cayenne Pepper Flakes- to make the exit quick and aggressive

If you want to banish something calmly or respectfully you can replease the cayenne with cinnamon.

Sea Salt- to cleanse after the actual banishment takes place.

Grind together the ingredients, and charge with a method you feel comfortable with!

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[wxtches-energies]

For beginner witches ✨

Learn the phases of the moon and what each phase contributes for you. Also, search up “tonight’s moon phase” and it’ll tell you what moon is there that night and tell you when to expect other phases!

PHASE CORRESPONDENCES •full moon: love magick, charging, healing, banishing, cleansing, clarity •Waxing gibbous: motivation, attraction, success, good health •Dark/new moon: deconstructive magick, curses, banishing, soul searching, divination •waning crescent: balance, success, attaining wisdom, atonement, illness •last quarter: breaking bad habits, relinquishing, breaking curses, banishing •waning gibbous: relinquishing, undoing bindings, cleansing, undoing curses •Waxing crescent: constructive magick, attraction, wealth/success, luck & friendship

Use this for magick and making moon water. To make moon water you simply put some water under the moon, it’s okay if it’s cloudy, and you only need to put it out for an hour or more. Store it in a dark space.

Sun water: for ego, dignity, power, pride, self confidence and leader ship Just leave water under the sun and store in a light/open area.

SIGILS : https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/161188398036/the-sigil-wheel-is-a-really-good-method-decide

Candles! : buy them from the dollar store , it’s much cheaper there. I have a few witchy shops in my city as well and candles can be 60 cents each! Here’s a post for candle colour correspondences:

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162447536196/candle-color-correspondences

What type of witch are you? : Here’s a master post and it’s HUGE on types of witches with a detailed description:

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162495405231/lavenderwhisps-witch-types-master-post-jan-2016

No material spells: Here’s a few one word spells to get you started! :

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162295744726/one-word-spells

Secret witches master post:

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162517634026/master-post-for-secret-witches

Importance of salt in witchcraft:

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162295813361/the-importance-of-salt-in-witchcraft

How to cast a circle (many methods) :

https://wxtches-energies.tumblr.com/post/162283941001/a-pagan-path-now-that-ive-begun-working-more

[lilachexe]

being a witch, expectation: magical af 24/7, feeling the energy of the sun and moon seeping into your soul with every single breath, always knowing the right spell/incantation for the right time

being a witch, reality: lol i wonder what i can use this leaf i found on the sidewalk for

[x-manen-barn-x]

~*🐚🌊

[oliverthegrouch-blog]

[oliverthegrouch-blog]

Hey guys, I'm a mod for a great server on discord, and I'd like to share the server with you all.

The server is a judgement free zone, hangout and server directory. Weather you come to make pals or find new and exciting servers, we would love to help.

It's brand new and we need memebers badly so join and become part of the family

https://discord.gg/8ECnDRv

Thank you and have a wonderful day