the hole in my bucket

28 | she/her | married to the love of my life | I’m an old tumblr fossil, let me decompose in peace thank you. Goodnight.

[plasmalink]

I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

[the-haiku-bot]

“I want to put my

DICK in someone” whoa dude calm

down, take it easy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[butchcurious]

#i agree with the post and like not to make it too serious#but I think people are bad at recognising when 'bottoming' is sexual harassment#like with tops it's relatively obvious we have scripts for reacting to it#but unsolicited stuff about what you want someone to do *to you* isn't seen in the same light#even though it's unsolicited sexual comments and tbh based on the times i've seen it also uncomfortable as hell to be around

[manicbucket]

hi I'm back

i tried to live a normal life for 2 years

I had a miscarriage

now I'm insane again

[aletheyass]

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

[aletheyass]

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

[aletheyass]

crave blood again

[liarsblade]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[invisiblefoxfire]

*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it's going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we'll get you a sandwich...

[cloverandcrossbones]

Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene

[manicbucket]

Shoutout to neurodivergent ppl who need to write resumes and cover letters and apply to jobs

Its so hard. Im with you bro/sis/pal we can do this we will do this.

[manicbucket]

 ... I posted this six years ago and someone liked it 3 months ago on this, a rather dead account? Look I know its cringey but ... listen, neurodivergent people. I wrote the resumes, I got the job(s), I got the promotion(s) and I make the good money. It was worth and you can do it. 

Keep going!! You’ll get there!!

[captainkirkk]

Rewatching atla episodes for Reasons and I just realised that Zuko found Appa the night after he found out he was missing. The gaang have been desperately searching for, what? A few weeks? And Zuko sees a poster saying Appa is missing and just squares tf up and finds him immediately. What a fucking madman. 

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

#this is why they put him in charge of the Fire Nation #there is nothing Zuko cannot find up to and including his country’s long lost sense of morality

i mean he had already managed to actually find the avatar, whom literally the entire world (except katara lmao) had believed was dead and gone forever. im pretty sure if zuko decides he is going to Find Something the universe rearranges itself to put it in his path.

[son-of-drogo]

This comes in handy when he has kids.

[awesome-cookies-and-cream]

Dude literally found:

🔥The avatar

🔥Appa

🔥His lost uncle via a sweaty sandal

🔥A secret civilization thought to be long gone

🔥The last 2 dragons existing

🔥Katara and Sokka’s Father plus Suki

🔥Katara’s mother’s murderer

🔥His honor

🔥His entire nation’s honor

I mean the dude was wild. He was born to find stuff. I don’t really know if he found his mother but like…that too. You kinda get why the Gaang saw Zuko and thought, hey what if we use him to find stuff?

[raevenlywrites]

YOU FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

🔥 Family

He Found Family yall

[lotuus-jasmine]

DANG RIGHT!

[beardedmrbean]

[greelin]

you truly do not exist for other ppl’s consumption and your existence is not hinged on making others happy and comfortable by stifling and hiding and crushing and editing parts of yourself to be less than who you really are

[luthienne]

girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

[luthienne]

[manicbucket]

Y’all I know Canada’s not a perfect and all but the fact that my Texan coworker thinks taking 1 month off to have a baby while remaining ‘available on Slack so msg me if you have any issues’ just makes me sad.

My manager took the (largely Canadian) team aside and was like ‘we are NOT doing that we are going to let her r e s t’

[manicbucket]

And when HR made updates to the mat leave policy she was literally like ‘… top-up, what’s that? o-o’

my h e a r t

[manicbucket]

Y’all I know Canada’s not a perfect and all but the fact that my Texan coworker thinks taking 1 month off to have a baby while remaining ‘available on Slack so msg me if you have any issues’ just makes me sad.

My manager took the (largely Canadian) team aside and was like ‘we are NOT doing that we are going to let her r e s t’

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[animentality]

[eugeniedanglars]

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

[mer-squatch]

[guardianofscrewingup]

[foxgirltail]

I love you being trans I love you trans women i love you gender exploration I love you self discovery

[link to the Reddit post]

[ID: two screenshots of a reddit post on r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled "My girlfriend made me realize I'd be happier as a woman". it reads as follows:

I am 33, born male, and have had major self image issues my entire life. I hated seeing myself in mirrors, pictures, you name it. I honestly thought it was kinda normal so I just accepted it.

Now about 3 weeks ago I was at my girlfriends house, we have been dating a little over a year now, and have plans to move in together soon. Now recently she has shaved her head to support of her friends with cancer (side note thenl treatments for that friend are going very well). She had since bought some wigs to wear while her hair grows back out. We were joking around as I have male pattern baldness, and when she went to the bathroom I jokingly threw a wig on and waited. She came our, saw me we laughed for a bit and she said "you know I think you'd make a pretty girl" we laughed some more but those words triggered something in me.

Cut to a few night's ago she asked why I've been acting weird lately and I just told her how i was feeling. She said "alright let's do this " and when I asked what she told me she was going to give me a bit of a makeover and put me in one of her dresses and if i liked it then good. I was nervous and asked what if I did like it would she still be attracted to me. She just responded with "Baby you know I'm bi, guy or girl you're still mine." Her words reassured me honestly i love her so much.

Anyways she finished the make up, fitted a wig on me perfectly and got me in a dress and even helped me put a bra on and stuff in a little so i could see what breasts would kinda look like on me. Now I expected to see myself in the mirror, laugh this off and move on right, but I didn't. She did an unbelievable job, like I looked like I had been born a woman, and when I saw myself in the mirror for the first time in my entire life, I liked what I saw. I probably stared at myself for a good 10 minutes before she finally asked me something. She asked what I wanted to be called. After a few seconds I said Jessie, I always like the name Jessie. She whispered in my ear "well Jessie, you look beautiful." And that was it, I knew this was who i wanted to be.

I'm nervous now though, my friends will accept it but my family are, well let's just say not very progressive. But this is what I want.

end ID]

[insomnivamp]

there’s an update!! 

[link]

[ID: A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled “I went out as Jessie for the first time and I was honestly surprised”. The screenshot reads: Hello everyone, this is an official follow up to my previous post that went viral and caught me off guard.

So me and my girlfriend, (Who has officially agreed to disclose her name lol) Emily, had gone shopping for me to get me outfits and the like. Earlier today i put on one of those outfits and officially faced the world as Jessie for the first time.

To say I was nervous would be an understatement. We went to our local mall and I was almost shaking, thankfully Emily calmed me down and said if anyone said anything mean to me she'd handle it, then playfully threw up her hands like a boxer lol. We stepped inside and started walking around going in stores and I noticed something, no one was staring. Like at all. I live in an area that still has issues with LGBTQ people so I was afraid of staring or aggressive people. But none of that happened. People greeted me, the store workers were kind and nobody looked at me like I was weird. I felt comfortable, and Emily even said she saw someone check me put, though i doubt that.

This was unbelievable to me and honestly I felt like myself. I feels nice that I can go out without worrying about Judging eyes.

To all the supporters of my previous post thank you, you have made me happy. Ill keep this account going to let you join me in my journey and once I'm confident enough I'll post up some pics of me and Emily too :) end ID]

[foxgirltail]

I'd much rather people reblogged this version of the post than any other at this time btw

[so-emo-i-fell-apart]

I love having tumblr mutuals cause one just gave you their home address one tells you every thought that goes through their mind another you only know their pronouns and address them by a letter and another you talk to once every 3 months because of a niche mutual interest

[catchymemes]

River of Sakura in Kyoto, Japan