barely legal

"And I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be."

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Sorry not sorry.

[paragonpostcards]

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

[totallyfubar]

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

I’M ON MY WAY.

[ascenti]

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

[endoshan]

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

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Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

[a-pan101]

Meanwhile In England……

"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

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I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

[oliverxaugustus-blog]

sorry i havent been on my family is poop 

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L LOUIS' TATTOO ONO  IHO YMG OD

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[skin-myself-a-crocodile]

[oliverxaugustus-blog]

‘✉’ for an unsent letter from my character to yours.

‘♥’ and a name, and I’ll kiss them.

‘♡’ and my character(s) will cuddle yours!

a word and I’ll write a headcanon based on it.

‘♪’ and I’ll put my playlist on shuffle to tell you our song.

‘Ω’ and I’ll tell you what my character(s) thinks of yours.

a ship you have for my character(s) and I’ll tell you what I think.

age and a question and my character(s) will answer as that age.

unwanted (or bad) advice for my character(s).

ask my characters for advice.

bad (but hilarious) pick-up lines!

prompts or drabble ideas!

Questions!

‘Crush?’ for any romantic interest my character(s) might have for someone.

‘Confess?’ and my character(s) will have to confess something to yours. (whether it be feelings, opinions, a secret — whatever; feel free to specify)

‘Fetish?’ for one thing that is sexually appealing to my character(s).

☹ for a turn-off

a headcanon you have for my character(s) — I will accept/reject.

“[name]…has passed away” for my character’(s’) reaction.

★ for an IC fact, or ☆ for an OOC fact

Give my character a difficult decision

‘Would you rather…’

♛ and I’ll summarize our muses’ relationship with a gif.

✖ and I will give you a fear that my character has in dealing with yours

[askredwing]

Reblog if you NSFW RP

[tardisinthehub-blog]

To anyone I’ve ever had a failed rp or dropped thread with…

I still love you can we be friends?

[oliverxaugustus-blog]

why is nobody replying am i that horrible i

[waynecoyne]

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  i mean what

[oliverxaugustus-blog]

oh u can count on that bb

[cantstandthecollins-deactivated]

going to take a nap before i go to peter’s 

peace yall

[oliverxaugustus-blog]

thats me bitches

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Reblog if you think a shipping RP doesn't always have to have smut.

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[oliverxaugustus-blog]

imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have

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[cadenmccleod-blog]

if you’re sad and everything is poopy remember that things can’t be poop forever, someday beautiful flies will grow up in poop and fly away