your fake croatian girlfriend

doing populist brave little toaster philosophy

[oliviacoy]

it’s that time of night when my posts about television characters suddenly turn into slam poetry about my trauma three sentences in

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[oliviacoy]

ive been in on the jimothy shit

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[oliviacoy]

sell by dates are a scam

source: the tapeworm that controls me

[oliviacoy]

when we would go to restaurants with crayons at the table my mom would always sketchmog my ass with little horses and it is actually a really funny bit i have to hand it to her

[oliviacoy]

i will sketchmog all of you every time

[witless-winion1]

this fanfic shit is easy

[oliviacoy]

i went to see BLUES TRAVELER at the HOLLYWOOD BOWL and it RIPPED

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[pmamtraveller]

Marco Melgrati

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sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

[songesoleil]

Le rêve de Pierrot / Pierrot’s Dream. Oil on Canvas. 38 x 55.5 cm. (14.96 x 21.25 in.)

Art by Edouard Menta.(1858-1915).

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[oliviacoy]

final destination 6 was based on whatever’s going on with the targaryens