your fake croatian girlfriend

doing populist brave little toaster philosophy

[oliviacoy]

it’s that time of night when my posts about television characters suddenly turn into slam poetry about my trauma three sentences in

[oliviacoy]

diva alert

[oliviacoy]

my dad was an og online gamer he was making icq friends in the player lobbies for microsoft links 95 and downloading linkin park.exe off of morpheus or kazaa or whatever for some reason he didn’t really fuck with limewire and i’ll never know why cuz he’s dead 🤷‍♀️

[oliviacoy]

connor storrie is in this season of criminal minds will this make you people watch it

[oliviacoy]

my favorite part of new queer eye was how mad people got about anthony being a mediocre chef like the point of him wasn’t to be stupid and beautiful

[oliviacoy]

we should all just totally stab caesar

[oliviacoy]

the sunday scaries are real and they are. at the fridge

[oliviacoy]

if you haven’t listened to lady gaga’s greatest hits in a minute you should go do that im just saying

[courtesycalling]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[oliviacoy]

i wish i had the bravery of bi women that hard launch their boyfriends on instagram during pride

[oliviacoy]

reid still isn’t in it but he does show up for a funeral and only says one sentence in such an obvious attempt to get around paying him more than a union day rate that i laughed out loud

[oliviacoy]

in the new criminal minds they work w a handsome serial killer to stop a webring of serial killers and then he gets shanked in prison and wakes up from a coma with amnesia so rossi has to pretend to be his father like you can’t even get fanfic like this anymore

[oliviacoy]

the other day i saw someone trying to explain the concept of diseases of affluence on threads and it was soooo funny op was like “so you’re saying i’m a societal disease?” yes baby ❤️

[oliviacoy]

bucky has a disability??

[oliviacoy]

after i left my cvs bag on the train it took a little over a week for me to get a new scrip and in those 7 days i locked myself out of the house 3 times lost my debit card and accidentally backed over my phone with a car

[oliviacoy]

i am so riddled with executive dysfunction that i gamify every aspect of my life like i just challenged myself to eat as much raw salad mix out of the bag as i could before the water boiled for my pasta bc it was easier than cooking a vegetable for real