silly merricat

"There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." ASK TO FOLLOW.

[kirbysdreamwitch]

That's STRANGE, all of a sudden I don't quite feel like MYSELF. Oh I feel ALRIGHT... and YET...

[sioltach]

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

[sioltach]

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

[mosquitogirl]

[funstyle]

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

[innerchildabortionclinic]

is she engaging in uppies-seeking behavior or did her cuteness prompt this response from you regardless of circumstance

[kirbysdreamwitch]

Did I actually kill this pothos? Only time will tell

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[witless-winion1]

this fanfic shit is easy

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[kirbysdreamwitch]

I never want her to feel like she’s weird or too much. I want her to think she’s smart and awesome. I never want her to have to worry about feeling ugly. I never want her to feel afraid at home. She’s so energetic and opinionated and knows what she wants and that’s great. Let it never change.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[kirbysdreamwitch]

Trying to do anything online today is like: (tries to visit one website) would you like to speak to our AI agent? Can we send you a newsletter? Would you like to take 10% off your first order? Have you heard about our summer sale? Do you want to opt in or opt out of cookies? Can we use your location for personalization purposes? Can we spray paint a picture of a dolphin on your torso? Can we put you in a bottle and then put the bottle in our pocket? Can we follow you around for the rest of your life and play a tuba every time you walk, at the pace and cadence you're walking at? Can we kill you and eat you?

[witcheschess]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[kirbysdreamwitch]

Then again, my mom thought it was crazy I wanted childcare on the days I work from home.