OliviaOreo

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[screwthisnaming]

FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life

[please-dont-drop-the-mic]

The definition of optimistic pessimism

[christ-chan-official]

me

[tinderventure]

My bio says “send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don’t tell me which one is which.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hopehedgehog]

[sys-aurastella]

[sonicvanhedgegogh]

[deebyfeeby]

[kazi-the-wonder-boop]

[freakinasheet]

[quetzalcoatl2k]

[90skid-com]

[deejay]

[niceisneat]

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

[animusrox]

[seashellronan]

there's a gay bar in my city and they're trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is "Like all good bottoms, we've worn out our top" and i just felt that i needed to share that

LSJDFGNSKDGNSDKGJ SDKJDFD

[yaffle]

[we-lovecats]

[bopeep]

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

[motiya]

This is the best tweet i made ever

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

@dogsupport

[memewhore]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mrbrianfirenzi)

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[super-mollio]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[hotblugger]

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day