Manual Hypnophobia

I wanna write so my hands don't fall asleep. I have very low blood pressure and have no idea what I'm doing. Recently abandoned a scholarly project to invent an urban legend. male/27/pan

[chuckakot]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s strange that guys think a vagina is loose from being with 50 different men but wouldn’t get looser from fucking the same man 50 times.

[oljimitoucheuse-blog]

Aight Bye

Lemme know if you want my Twitter, or whatever, I'm outta here.

[como-chin-gas]

[princessdahliaa]

I’m trying sis

[thegoodvybe]

[brutalacademia]

The Research Institute for Experimental Medicine /  Forschungseinrichtung für experimentelle Medizin at Charité – Universitätsmedizin Berlin campus is far too fabulous to ignore here. Just feast your eyes on this!

[pi-la]

[laughconfetti]

THE STRAWBERRY GOD HAS SPOKEN

[tomhanksy]

[anxietyproblem]

[stimtime]

You aren’t faking unless you decided to fake it. If you’re worried you might be faking, you aren’t.

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

[zoreta]

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.  

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out. 

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere.  Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

[michaelpoe]

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

[iwearmytrousersrolled]

This is the creativity crustacean

He alone controls all of an artist’s creative energy, motivation, and gumption. He determines when you work and what you do. He lives in the mind of artists- any artist- writer, painter, dancer, actor, singer, poets. You’ll know when he’s giving you inspiration because he offers you the pen.

He tries his best but he’s very small( and he sleeps a lot) so he can only offer you this help at odd times when he has the energy.

But fear not! He has been lifting. And he’s hoping to help you find your muse this year.

[abandonedandurbex]

On top of an abandoned railroad bridge in Pennsylvania

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[la-laborista-republiko]

[wizardjpeg]

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up