Ollied

[ollied]

The most pointless vote in the world

The Australian government wants to hold an expensive public vote that will expose LGBT Australians to a hateful and unnecessary national ‘debate’. We’ve got a better idea.

[ollied]

The Vogon Ambassador

The Minister for Trucks made a solemn vow,

that he’d cut through the swamp with bulldozer and plough.

He didn’t expect a great deal of grief, cos the EPA was aligned with his brief. But the peasants protested and did turn irate, and scuttled his plan for an unwanted Roe 8. Others complained that their houses should stand, in lieu of his plan and a vision so grand. A tunnel he cried, all should support, to get his trucks in and out of the port. Canberra was keen to throw cash at the cow, not stopping to ask him the why and the how. For it has no start, and it has no end, not even a scheme for the traffic to blend. Nothing yet from river to quay, or North Freo to enter its plea. I smell a rort, or is it the stench of decay, of a transport plan at the end of its day. There was talk of a toll, but cars would be free. Should the reverse be the case, Minister, the bell tolls for thee.

ANON

[popthirdworld]

Adam Goodes ain’t being booed cause he’s Black. He’s being booed cause he’s Black and challenging White people’s power.

[ollied]

Hi, your daughter Caitlin is harassing me online. She has sent me multiple threatening messages suggesting she is going to stalk me. Please reprimand her, this kind of cyber bullying will not be tolerated. If it goes any further I will be forced to contact the authorities as I am fearful for my safety.

You are going to have to go to ground, Ruby... For your own protection... She has a long history of putting forks into people’s pillows and such terrifying acts of devastation... She will hunt you down and use your cutlery against you... To dire effect!!!  I warn you... Get out now!!

[lildrvgon]

All here…

PLUTO

[pleatedjeans]

Meet Fuzzberta: Instagram’s Cutest Guinea Pig (16 Pics)

[aerosmiley219]

jenjeahaly *snerk*

[gesticulatingwildlyj-deactivate]

Soooo cute and now I have ideas for my two :D

[ollied]

lesbianfarts  

[lovejoybliss]

Caitlyn Jenner is stunning. I’m seeing this sentence all over social media, and it’s true. Gorgeous.

But here’s to you my loves, even if you’re not, or you weren’t an Olympic champion like Caitlyn, or you lack her access to a world famous photographer like Annie Leibovitz, to expensive fashion, makeup artists, doctors, or if you don’t want or can’t have surgery.

You’re beautiful too.

[lifequotesandbooksuniverse]

I was crying for joy, my Sassenach,’ he said softly. He reached out slowly and took my face between his hands. “And thanking God that I have two hands. That I have two hands to hold you with. To serve you with, to love you with. Thanking God that I am a whole man still, because of you.

Diana Gabaldon (Outlander)

[starbucksandpearls]

“I’m so sick of congress I could vomit” Josh Lyman or President Obama

[starbucksandpearls]

I feel bad for people who are just now realizing Melissa McCarthy is hilarious because that means they never watched Gilmore Girls and are truly missing out on the perfection that is Stars Hollow

[redxluna]

In which Josh Lyman is all of us.

[bitch-media]

[ollied]

bitch-media:

Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz carried her mattress across the stage at her graduation ceremony this morning. Sulkowicz and her friends have been carrying the mattress around for the whole academic year in protest of the way the school handles sexual assault issues.  As New York Magazine explains, for her senior thesis in visual art, Mattress Performance (Carry That Weight), Sulkowicz vowed that she would carry her dorm-room mattress whenever she was on campus as long as her alleged rapist remained on campus. “The piece could potentially take a day, or it could go on until I graduate,” she said. 

For more on the project, check out our podcast “Feminism on Campus.” 

Photo by Columbia Daily Spectator.

[oskanwitchfather-deactivated201]

Now that Putin’s officially banned memes of him I feel it’s only right that we post as many of them as possible to be honest

[hockeylvr42]

Ok Russia banning memes is officially the best thing to have ever happened

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[purgeyouanimos]

i like the idea that there are no longer such things as casual groups of friends. no, you’re in a squad. weaponize your friendships. battle other squads for social dominance. who wants to fucking fight

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

auscore post #191

When Spicks and Specks was hosted by Adam Hills and Mum leaning over and telling your sister she wouldn’t mind it if she bought home a man like him because he seems like a nice boy

[weloveshortvideos]

[gear-head-aniki-deactivated2017]

Japanese vines are on some next level shit

[iambaby-j]

Why they always prank so hard in Japan