Theodore

General reblogging with the occasional original post. Tiyo Struniis on Exodus

[sketchdeath]

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

[wonderarium]

So im sitting there... barbeque sauce on my kitty

[cheshirelibrary]

[firesidoni]

… this is from 1993, when the idea of this last bit happening was genuinely conspiracy theory-level paranoia. now… well.

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

[funny-tik-toks]

[allthesepurplelights]

i want to add this 🥲

[craycraybluejay]

Amazing addition

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[fuckysuckybrigade]

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

[murdercake]

Comictober Day 3: Owl

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[scootypuffjr]

[scootypuffjr]

[shencomix]

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[assiraphales]

this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot 

[assiraphales]

an icon like no other

[joysticks-n-dragons]

The original poor little meow meow

[prohumanagenda]

Ladies, are we fatigued this evening? Are we tired

[mouselette]

We sleepy sis

[whitetrashappalachiancryptid]

Exhausted even

[prohumanagenda]

Based on the notes on this post, the situation is worse than I thought

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[foxydunsparce]

[pankendev]

this would kill a victorian child

[wagamaggot]

no it wouldnt

[corrucyst]

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

[gideonthe9]

dana akdjfjckfjfm

[nico-verde]

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

[akiradachi]

the

what

[nico-verde]