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perhapsarat

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THIS IS SO LONG i’ve literally included every animal in the world

once again this is based totally on science and facts i studied for 24 years at harvard

perhapsarat

to everyone asking what the patronus guide is. this is old but remains true

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My patronus is a peacock apparently, but I strongly identify with the Newfoundland

iamthewitchintown

A missed opportunity

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“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”

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Some of y’all didn’t darken your clothes or strike a violent pose and it shows

yourfursona

sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy

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wizard: buys music legally

sorcerer: pirates music

cleric: downloads dad’s old cds

druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster

bard: soundcloud rapper

warlock:

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andrew-h-o-z-i-e-r-byrne

lyricalsuggestions

look at you go, i just adore you

sumikatt

pick your head up queen… your 4 ft long wizard hat is falling

shadeedraws

ME RN:

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Young Frankenstein (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

If you're interested in bad poetry / doodles / want to submit any bad poetry check out my twitter

eejit (@barelyrhymes): https://twitter.com/barelyrhymes?s=09

coldalbion

leupagus

oh my god IT’S TRUE

audible-smiles

wizardlyghost

also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog

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To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.