[likelywilde]

me to the moon: shit you’re so mentally attractive

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

there should be an iron supplement vape

[hymnostic]

but the Queen is very sweet 🥺 she reminds me of my grandma

does your grandma hoard 88 billion pounds worth of wealth whilst prancing around wearing jewels stolen from Africa and India? in which case i'll evict your grandma too

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

the moon says: I know you’re tired. get some rest. everything will be okay.

[evilmallaidhanne]

I exclusively eat cereal dry. And I have a large glass of milk on the side. I am using talk to text to type this.

[fallingprincess]

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

Erase identity & sit under a tree

[luckylluminati]

“It is awful to want to go away and to want to go nowhere.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*cant handle it and goes to sleep*

[animaavocaret]

stop asking me if I’m ok ill literally makeout with you

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[tamamita]

socks

[jumex]

talking to myself: exactly……..no exactly fr thats what ive been saying exactly

[sappy-little-trees]

Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.

[highschoolhandjobs]

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[sportmuscles]

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

[sportmuscles]

i read it wrong this isnt true