Kumquat Paczki

trying to be a force of positive influence and optimism in the midst of critical perspectives and frustration.

[stream]

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Independence Day (1996) | dir. Roland Emmerich

[kuma-kami]

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[autismandstuff]

Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.

Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.

[i-m-snek]

Tint childe

[nothingiswrongwithyourarmrests]

It's so shiny I thought it was a gem and really detailed carving but it's ALIVE?! Snake alive? Outstanding. Breathtaking. 💯 Beautiful. A living gem. Snek I love you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Whew the serotonin boost this gave me! 😄

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[xxtc-96xx]

these hit me so hard with memories of elementary school, I got whiplash 

[childhoodnostalgias]

memories…

[theartofangirling]

Jane Austen books according to Leslie Knope

Pride and Prejudice:

Emma:

Sense and Sensibility:

Mansfield Park:

Northanger Abbey:

Persuasion:

[peepingnee]

What anxiety? I have CHEEKBONES!

[lurlur]

I think I'm in love?

[sevdrag]

a real american hero

[bandomfandombeyond]

He's canadian

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[A Tiktok by "marcusterritory".

Text transcription:

I must put on makeup. Fellow men, join me.

Primer!

A lot of foundation, unlike my mental health.

Blend thoroughly. As you do so try not to think about the fact that no one will see you putting on makeup, so why does it matter.

And the boys will never want to kiss you no matter how attractive you are.

Expect maybe they will if your skin looks this flawless.

Concealer, like the sadness, obviously.

Hide the redness of your eyes! Powder!

Feel the strength of the knights of history as you blend!

Those manly men never went into battle without a full face of makeup on under their helmets. Prove me wrong (all caps)!

Where is the sadness? It's not here, gentlemen.

Bronzer (all caps, several 'z's and 'r's).

Are your cheekbones sunk into your face? No, they're strong and mighty and could support a family (all caps).

Blend!

Your eyebrows are a garden that needs pruning.

Flawless (all caps).

Fill in your manly beard!

Set, spray!

What anxiety? I have cheekbones (all caps)! /end description].

[adultingrefs]

Critical detail: when he plucks a single eyebrow hair he goes "ow, shit, fuck, god--" while dropping the tweezers lmfao

[luisonte]

Toma, tira otra vez

[r4cs0]

How the fuck lmao

[the-prince-of-tides]

[itxylopez]

[secretsunkept]

[i-talk-to-my-dead-friends-skull]

this is why i love tumblr. no where else would i find something beautiful and motivational followed by something entirely stupid. i love this place.

[jaubaius]

This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick

[kjuw89]

Impressive

[marlynnofmany]

My thoughts as I watched:

“Heh, that’s cute.”

“Okay, that’s cool.”

“Dude.”

*reblogs*

[geekandmisandry]

Also shout out to their ugly Christmas sweaters

[theminingengineer]

As former drumline… dude… that was impressive…

[politicalsci]

[mcmxciv-ahsiad]

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

[dudeinthestacks]

teach, child. 

[dreams-and-bones]

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[lindirs-gaze]

a little end of 2020 spirit

from limmy

[tozozozo]

nobody else sees it as a failure, it’s just you

(#19) (>NOT/BUT archive)