ROYAL FAMILY

ft. Hera, Hebe & Zeus a RP blog by KOTYS

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Keeping up with the Olympians

Witness what the Gods do, after dark... your favourite royal family may not be as perfect as they portray themselves to be on TV. Oh, but, BFFR, who isn't already aware of that?! The King's wandering eye is as famous as the Queen's penchant for striking the object of his affection with her misplaced ire. It's no wonder that their youngest Princess has developed a habit for nail biting.

This blog features muses from the LO webcomic. I'm not affiliated with the creator, the platform it's posted on or the Hellenistic religion. Please treat this blog as a parody.

BLOG: [PROMO], [RULES] MUSES: [HEBE], [HERA], [ZEUS]

A study in: comedy, tragedy, romantic affairs, nepotism, entitlement, irony, hyprocrisy, grey morality, arrogance and willful ignorance. I do not condone what I write, I just explore it with the willing. Your discretion is advised.

DISCLAIMER: I am extremely slow. Please do not prioritize our threads over your faster ones. I understand that your muse for our story can dwindle and fade completely due to my tardiness and I wholeheartedly apologize for that. Your patience is always returned, so please never fret about replying late to me.

MUN: Kotys, she/her, 21+, hello!

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Mostly feeling Hebe's muse. Anyone would like to meet the best girl?

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Princess & Cupbearer of the Gods

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Princess & Cupbearer of the Gods

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Somewhere in Olympus, the King of the Gods has just had the nastiest shiver run down his spine.

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Zeus vc: I love all of my children equally.

Except for Ares, Eris and Hephaestus.

The first two frighten him.

The last one's just... really fucking boring.

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Zeus vc: I love all of my children equally.

Except for Ares, Eris and Hephaestus.

The first two frighten him.

The last one's just... really fucking boring.

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For all his flaws, Zeus is an actual good dude when it comes to his children. He endured the headache for Athena and the leg cramp for Dionysus. I mean, it's his fault the mothers are dead, but you know what I mean.

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"If she trusts you it's a red flag. She's basically saying you get no bitches."

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Hebe is a deity that desperately needs to have fun, but she denies herself that right to appear mature. She only indulges in superficial doses of it, often times putting up an elegant front so her "having fun"is controlled.

Letting loose means letting the child within take over, which is something she cannot allow herself to do.

Hebe needs the sort of fun that leaves her with muddy clothes, twigs in her messy hair, bruises on her skin from mini accidents that resulted from having so much activity, and belly laughing from entertainment.

She needs to play, but she's an adult... and adults don't play like little kids anymore. Her patronage greatly suffers from this. And consequently, so does she.

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Quickly fact checks on Oracle about divine diseases.

Can gods get STDs?

Can gods get mortal STDs?

Can gods spread mortal STDs?

Zeus news STD

Zeus gossip STD

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Hades stares at his younger brother with narrowed suspicious eyes. “What did you do this time?”

He stares back, with focused determination.

"Why?"

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Big baby Zeus

"Yeah? Okay. Your mother's an ox now. Go grazing."

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(flxshy - Interpreter ( a daughter of michaels ) to Zeus )

"Hello! You are king of the Olympic Gods? I have questions for an updated manuscript I am writing!"

Ugh. That guy.

"Oh, yeah, sure. Just schedule something with my PA. I should be free on a Thursday." Next year.

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