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@olympusmemes
PERSEPHONE, reading Mean Tweets: This one says, “Persephone is the most beautiful thing in the entire world. She literally puts the sun to shame. I would die for her.”
PERSEPHONE: Hey, that’s not mean.
PRODUCER: We couldn’t find anything.
ARES: *slips him a twenty*
ARES: Not much can ruin today.
NARCISSUS: Hi!
ARES: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
ARTEMIS: Sir, Dionysus shot himself in the foot.
HADES: Oh my God, what did he do this time?
ARTEMIS: No, he literally shot himself in the foot. We're in the ER.
Hera: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near-delusion.
Narcissus: You said I was cute. :)
PERSEPHONE: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
HADES: You’re my award.
PERSEPHONE: [ blushes ]
ZEUS: Ooh, let me try.
ZEUS: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
HERA: Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.
ATLAS: What do you want for your birthday? Don’t say sword.
STYX: Well then what’s the fucking point?
HADES: But who can I trust?
DIONYSUS: Yourself.
HADES: [ scoffs ] No.
ATLAS: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the other members cry inside.
ATLAS: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing meteor and - while looking Hyperion right in the eye - said, “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” The look on her face was something I will treasure for years.
Artemis, choking back tears: Wanna fight?
LETO: I’m only afraid of real things like dogs and kidnappers, not things that don’t exist like ghosts or mummies.
ORPHEUS: Mummies are real, there are mummies in shrines.
LETO: Yeah, you. Prank.
ATLAS: It’s true, they’ve been preserved for thousands of years. They’re all over.
[ a little while later ]
LETO: WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU PUT A MUMMY IN A SHRINE?
NARCISSUS: Being attractive is so inconvenient. How am I supposed to do things if I am constantly surrounded by fangirls?
PROMETHEUS: Open your mouth. Your personality will drive them away.
HERA: I need Eros in here. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
CERBERUS: From now on, we will be using codenames. You can address me as "Eagle One."
Hades, codename; "Been There, Done That."
Atlas is "Currently Doing That."
Hera is "It Happened Once in a Dream."
Dionysus - codename, "If I Had to Pick an Amphibian."
Psyche will be... "Eagle Two."
PSYCHE: Oh, thank God.
HERA: Love makes people do stupid things.
PERSEPHONE: I love everything!
HERA: That explains a lot…
ARES: I thought you were dead!
ARTEMIS: I thought YOU were dead!
ARES: Oh, come on, isn’t there anyone in this cemetery who's actually dead?
EURYDICE: [ shyly emerges from the shadows ] Well, I didn’t want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it…
PERSEPHONE: [ banging on ATLAS' door] You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to Cerberus! And when she says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
CERBERUS: [ walks in ]
PERSEPHONE: ...love...and...nurturing...
DIONYSUS: Psyche, relax. Go get a beer.
PSYCHE: I don't want a beer.
DIONYSUS: I didn't say it was for you.