im in the house like carpet

sometimes i make posts

[redpandarascal]

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

[treecitysessions]

[treecitysessions]

[gharibajameel]

[rickybabyboy]

Hmm

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909

[jerkstorecalling]

tough shit gibby

[artistsanimals]

Title: Statuette (figure) - Lumpfish Artist: Erik Nielsen Date: ca. 1896-1897 Material: porcelain Source: Museum of Applied Arts, Budapest

[fireleafwa]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can’t believe you’d view that fish with your own eyes and then ask this

[basedhighsenberg]

[chumpodile]

I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this

[elexecution]

shower beer but its a coke zero instead

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

Rotate the bottle of Mane & Tail so that people can see that you use Horse Shampoo.

[jubs]

?????

???????

[dickspooky]

I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

[vvvarinn]

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

[alexilulu]

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

[vvvarinn]

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

[slunch]

certified Ronald Reagan Rasta Moment

[slunch]

[electricpurrs]

do you think they would find each other in any universe

[electricpurrs]

[roaminromans]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[shiftythrifting]

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

[aflo]

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.