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puppet. Welp, I have absolutely nothing to do for once in my life, sooooooo...mutuals can like this post for a starter!
Iâm? Almost to a milestone. Almost, soâ. First Iâd like to thank everyone following me, and everyone Iâm following. Iâm?? Really, really, really happy with this blog thus far- which is amazing. Everyone Iâve met and talked to since I made Dipper- and everyone who encouraged me to make this blog, thank you. Iâm so so so so so happy I did. Ah- If youâre not here, itâs not because I donât like you or anything. In fact, if youâre not here, Iâm probably to blame for forgetting. Iâm good at that. ( art cred: d.oublepine.s )
MEME TEAM:Â Closest buds- the lame-os who keep me happy and confident, usually.
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if i forgot you iâm so sorry. this will probably be edited a few times
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lemonbabiies.
   âI donât believe you!â
       If Mabel were a cat, her spine would be curled        as high as she could get it, her hair would be        on end, and she would be hissing so hard sheâd        nearly be spitting on the demon. There was no        way she was going to fall for his tricks this time.
The demon drifted down and sat upon her bedpost, crossing one inky leg over the other. Darkened eye fixed itself upon the small girl bristling at him and crinkled in vague amusement. She may have been reeking of distrust, but it was only a matter of time before she was playing into his tiny hands.Â
âWhoa there kiddo, relax! Youâre actinâ like Iâm gonna possess you like I did to your brother! Donât worry, I wouldnât even dream of possessing such a horrible vessel! I just noticed that youâve been looking kinda down, so I wanted to know what was the matter!â
lemonbabiies.
omensomnia
    ââSTAY AWAY FROM US! We donât want to hear       what you have to say, even if you DO match my earrings!â
âMan Shooting Star, if jumping to conclusions were an Olympic event, youâd definitely get the GOLD! Haha, Iâm pretty sure your legs would fall off afterwards! Anyway, Iâm not here to do anything shady, so cool your jets, kid!â
psychaic.
â Why would an imbecile like Gideon have an amulet like mine?    And PINE TREE ?    I donât know whatâs gotten into you, but I suggest that you STOP.    Iâm sick and tired of your presence alreadyâ    you neednât embarrass yourself any more than you already have.
â
The demon gave a short, mocking cackle. He knew that this dimensionâs Dipper was going to be different from the one that he so loved to mess with, but this! This was truly something else. It was just hilarious that this guy was so high and mighty, yet so, so ignorant. He was blind to the consequences of holding such dangerous powers. When will these fleshbags ever read the fine print of deals like this? Probably never. Ah well, the more weaknesses the demon had to take advantage of, the better.Â
But there comes a time where kids need to see the truth. He tsked softly, placing ebony arms on his âhips.â âYou know kid, I gotta give you some props for that confidence! You sure could teach your Pines self a thing or two with that charisma. And man, I find it just hilarious that you think that youâre in control of me!âÂ
Bill drifted down to the boyâs shoulder, his singular eye meeting Dipperâs icy gaze. As he spoke, his jolly tone slipped into something more sinister and ominous. âBut word to the wise, kid. If I were you, I wouldnât go around underestimatinâ me like that. Donât forget who you made a deal with.âÂ
With that, he snapped his fingers, conjuring up a mirror that positioned itself in front of the boyâs face. The reflection stayed perfectly still for a second, before it started anxiously picking at its clothes. Dissatisfied with that, it took out a knife from its coat and slashed haphazardly at its arms, leaving behind large gashes that dripped sanguine fluid onto the floor. Stumbling backwards, the reflection shakily hacked at its thighs until one could get a glimpse of the muscle tissue pulsing beneath the tears in his pants. Seconds passed until it had hacked off its limbs, his torso lying uselessly on the ground. Â
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puppet. Casual reminder to non-RP blogs to STOP REBLOGGING MY FUCKING SELF PROMOTION BANNERS. Theyâre not just some fanart for you to slap onto your blog like some decoration. Promotion banners are to attract the attention of potential followers/roleplaying partners. Theyâre supposed to tell everyone who youâre roleplaying and in some cases, give a snapshot of what youâll see in the blogâs content.
TL;DR: PROMOTION BANNERS ARE NOTÂ MEANT TO BE REBLOGGED BY NON-ROLEPLAYERS.Â
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psychaic.
â William. Â Â Â Care to explain your sudden change of demeanor as of recently? â
âWilliam? Oh please, as if Iâd ever be called something that lame. The nameâs BILL, kiddo! By the way, Iâm digginâ the amulet. Did you pilfer it from Gideon or something? Haha, Iâm just joshinâ, I know itâs you, Pine Tree ! â
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â WADDLES! â The teeth fell from her hands as she rushed over to her pigâs side in a panic, lifting it up and giving it the tightest hug she could manage. When she was done she turned to glare at Bill. â Put them back! What are you even doing here? Also put them back! â
Okay, so maaaaaybe that wasnât the most original thing the demon had ever done. He figured that the whole ripping animalsâ teeth out of their mouths gag was getting a wee bit stale. So much for getting a kick out of this. He rolled his eye as a long, self-righteous sigh escaped his triangular form. âUgh, FINE. Yeesh kid, for someone so âfunâ, youâre actually pretty boring.âÂ
Twirling his finger counter-clockwise, he begrudgingly returned the teeth to the pigâs gaping jaw. âAnyway, I noticed that youâre kinda feelinâ down these days, so I just wanted to pop by and see whatâs goinâ on!â Of course, Bill already knew about Mabelâs recent breakup, but he knew that he could manipulate her by feigning ignorance and pity.Â
A Hex Guide to Moral Alignment: Chaotic Evil
Those of the Chaotic Evil alignment are the worst of the worst, and are commonly referred to as The Diabolic.
Traits
Selfish
Sadistic
Masochistic
Chaotic
Merciless
Ruthless
Megalomaniacal
Bloodthirsty
Positives
May cooperate with others
May turn against other villains
May work with heroes against other villains
Negatives
Dishonorable
Will not keep their word
Kill and torture for pleasure
Only help others to betray them
Associated Tropes
Evil Tastes Good
Big Bad
The Caligula
For The Evulz
Ax-Crazy
Well-Intentioned Extremist
Lack of Empathy
Omnicidal Maniac
The Chessmaster
AI Is A Crapshoot
The Barnum
Blood Knight
Bomb-Throwing Anarchist
Evil Poacher
Generic Doomsday Villain
Glory Hound
Glory Seeker
The Heartless
The Hedonist
The Horde
[Villainous] The McCoy
Killer Robot
Monster Clown
Psycho for Hire
Psychopathic Manchild
The Quincy Punk
The Remnant
The Revolution Will Not Be Civilised
[Disorganised] Serial Killer
Social Darwinist
The Sociopath
Terrorist Without A Cause
To Create A Playground For Evil
Straw Nihilist
Villainous Harlequin
Associated Archetypes
The Serial Killer
The Villain
The Diabolic
The Psychopath
The Mad Scientist
The Catalyst
The Hunter
The Masochist
The Monster
The Tyrant
The Trickster