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a “comedy“ blog

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[gay-irl]

gay⁉️irl

[taiwanesefood]

[okinawaisland-deactivated201901]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

what my mouth feels like after drinking mcdonalds sprite

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

[teaboot]

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

[troubled-little-loner]

What are the extra two?

[teaboot]

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[razorbladeromantics]

no more coming out, if u cant tell im gay from the everything abt me u dont deserve to know

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[scribefindegil]

i literally never want a program to turn my smileys into one of their accursed emojis and yet they persist in their wretchedness

[jeffc3s]

[rottenbutrecovering]

not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off

[swqadie]

Every one: You have to make time for yourself! me: *stays up until 1 am every night crying* Me time 😍💆

[healingsuggestions]

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

[3dfilm]

me talking to the dinosaur pellet i just put in a glass of water

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

i hate explaining shit. telepaths only

[zovsko]

we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

[valtsv]

nooo don't kill me i won't drop any useful items haha