idrinktoforget

25 // He/Him // AKA Yung Jizzum // Average Corn Dog Enjoyer

[tofugargoyle]

bullied, autistic children of divorce with madd when they first watched sharkboy and lavagirl

[the-muppet-joker]

One downside to my ex wife being pregnant is I can no longer eat her out while she is Menstrating and coat my lips and teeth with her Divine Feminine Nectar. what you thought this red on my mouth was lipstick? A True Joker gets his Clown Paint from the Blood Hole

[omg-itsdatboi]

Why spend nights avoiding sleep and days guzzling caffeine to be "creative" when i could just sleep in 24/7 and offer the same amount of importance to the world?

[hymen-restoration-project]

BREAKING: Stuart Little shot dead by homophobic father after being caught licking peanut butter off Remy the rat's balls

[moonmoonthecrabking]

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i may lose 5% for a late submission, but at least no one can deny that i wrote it with my own tits i mean brain

[omg-itsdatboi]

[timetravelonion]

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

[omg-itsdatboi]

Strange Aeon's video on Blingee has absolutely sparked something in my brain and now I can't stop.

[wastelandwalkin]

It's always "What the hell is wrong with your spine??" and "Why are you building a giant reactor by the harbor?" and never "How's the reactor coming? Do you need any help with the reactor?"

[budynsliwkowy]

OTTO IS SO ICONICCC

[witchrealms]

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[codyvondell]

hi res y2k vectorheart desktop backgrounds

[omg-itsdatboi]

For the love of God, take it to a publisher

I love videos, essays, film, talking at nauseam, etc. However, if your video is about one piece of media and it's over an hour and a half (unless you're Tim Rogers or biz); that's not a badge of honor. Bruh, start shortening sentences or use all the different benefits to video as a medium. An 8 hour video on a game from 2007 is not a flex. Hire an editor.

[omg-itsdatboi]

I want to play this game so motherfucking damn fucking shit ball supercalifragilisticexpialidociously bad for no reason but this fucking beautiful fucking cover art.

[omg-itsdatboi]

Went on a hunt for Simpsons games at my local game stores. Found almost nothing except 1 GameCube copy of Hit & Run for $85 as well as this broken arcade cabinet. RIP.

I unfortunately bought the copy of Hit & Run. I cannot be trusted with money.

[nosleep83]

I’ve been in the tmnt fandom for a while now and I have come to the conclusion that every version of Mikey is either a sweet baby boy or a pothead

To clear things up a bit I made this.