Like a surgeon!

Eddie/Walker [he/they] | Adult

[wastelandwalkin]

💉Mr. Edward Departmentofmotorvehicles. Some kind of creature in the shape of a man. Avatar of The Eye, marked by The Vast. 🧪I’m an artist, author, and amateur mad scientist but my greatest aspiration is to one day be the old man at the gas station that gives you a cryptic and vague warning about the horrors you’ll probably ignore. 

💉Welcome to my bunker. Stay awhile. You’re safe from the zombies and I promise I don’t want to vivisect you. I promise. 

🧪Media: 80s/90s horror, scifi, comics (especially Daredevil, Bruce Banner/Hulk, and Gotham Rogues) Re-Animator, Saw, TMA, Alan Wake, Bioshock, Portal/Half Life

[turnipoddity]

not me

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[heliological]

this image came to me in a dream

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[normalbrothers]

mike flanagan's what if the world was made out of pudding cinematic universe

[foolsocracy]

never forgiving Tim for cutting his hair

[johnnyanger]

AZRAEL.

comm for v - tysm!

[3lizab3t]

hrmm my bug…

[memorycycle]

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

[aofi-humananimalgirlfeet]

here you go little buddy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[funstyle]

when you smoke too much who-hash on the cousin walk before sitting down for Whosgiving and suddenly youre there in front of the roast beast and green eggs and ham and aunt whoisa asks you if you want to say grace

[texasinnersmile]

aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all