admin update: phee and yun will be stepping down as admins. thank you for all the love and support for this blog and project. we sure had tons of phun creating and managing the network! but we're sure you'll like the new admins and we wish them all the best!
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
When Nursey first left for college he stole a bottle of his mom's conditioner to take with him and when he is feeling particularly homesick he uses it so he can smell her with him all day
His mom knows and buys an extra bottle when he's home from breaks
On Saturday mornings when he was a kid his dad would go do networking things golf or boring white people things for business so he and his sister would wake up and their mom would be the only one home
They technically had a cleaning service that came once a month to deep clean the bathrooms and stuff but on Saturday morning derek and his sister and his mom would rock out to Marvin Gaye and Earth Wind and Fire on the gigantic sound system while tidying their own spaces
Then they would all gather in the kitchen and make something ridiculous and absurd to eat on the living room floor in front of the tv
Like pizza made from canned dough and leftovers. Or brownies with so much nuts and marshmallows and candy pieces it was probably a full day's worth of calories
And they'd watch a movie or two together lounging on the floor until the mid afternoon
When they would hide the evidence of their day and make a "proper family dinner" for their dad to come home to
Look Derek Malik Nurse is not ashamed of the fact that he loves his mommy. And she loves her Baby Boy Blue
Baby boy blue I'm!!!!!
september by earth wind & fire is such a feel good song
u look me in the eyes and tell me nursey wouldn't love it
nursey wanted to change his birthday to the 21st of september
fjdkkfkfksksd
same tbh what a bop
nursey's mama playing let's groove through the house when he was a small...
nursey.... taking his first steps...... with let's groove playing in the bg....it's caught on tape
nursey's first word was either "vegetable" or "groove"
a perfect child
love him
u think there's photo of like. lots of people sticking stickers from their cuties on nursey's face and his tongue slightly out ... bc
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
Nursey is a stress/comfort eater and stays up late. So he'll go downstairs in haus to the kitchen. He gets different slice of pie when he needs to step away from his "work station" (sometimes he desk in his room or on the couch) and he will just review the pie and leave his notes for ransom master spreadsheet that ransom set up in a google docs for the team.
Nursey enjoys that the haus is quiet for once and he able to clear his head or get a different perspective by leaving where he was working even if it's like 15-20 mins to eat pie and drink some tea. And if he is still stuck after the break then he know that he should try to get some sleep and try the work again in a few hours.
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
I headcanon that jack wears crocs and owns more than one pair.
But are they random colors or in his team colors?
Does he own samwell red crocs and falcs blue? Maybe personalized ones
i have a pic of him somewhere of him in croz's yellow crocs but he probably owned the navy/black ones as shower shoes
Yellow crocs to match his yellow sneakers
Do you ever think George is embarrassed to be seen running with him? Like she's out there being a floofy haired color coordinated goddess she's got to be worried people think jack is chasing her or something
He owns pairs for different occasions Shower/bathroom crocs, relaxing in the house crocs, kitchen crocs, crocs for running errands
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
the only reason i want a fantasy or supernatural au is bc i want chowder to be a fishy creature
preferably a merman but yaknow there's a lot
and i feel it be so funny to see this all happen in the haus
hi also dex is a gremlin
ransom is a vampire mayhaps
idk shit about vampires i just feel like he'd be good at it
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
ford is an Aries
Ford is from Texas because Ngozi. Also I would like more southern people in smh family.
bitty tries to Southern Bond with her and she just politely tolerates him
the new game of color is When Will Bitty Stop
They were gonna make it a drinking game
But they love their livers
imagine you're taking a shot every time that bitty does that White Thing
Chowder just sits there in the kitchen talking to Bitty,,,,,,, slowly sipping on his booze
Who am I he's not even slowly sipping he's basically chugging it
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
god ransom owns a pair of fuckin chubbies and I hate him
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
Okay Nursey doesn't like any legumes.
It is his mom's only disappointment is that the boy won't eat her soupy beans
But yeah, no hummus, no beans of any kind, peanut butter is meh,
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
Chowder knows how to skateboard v well
yES
BOY’S A LONGBOARDER
u kno those videos where someone is like dancing on a longboard to chill ass music? chowder
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
Lardo n Chowder bond over their brittle hair n the ECOC they have to make every time somebody white is like 'feel my hair it's so soft'
nursey has semi-soft semi-coarse hair and when he says "ugh mine feels so rough today"
chowder blocks him for three hours
he only adds him back when holster says some white nonsense and nursey gives him a look of despair
some white: you should try adding-- chowder: Anything You Can Say To Me I've Already Tried
Some white to Lardo: 'wow your hair is so glossy and shiny what do you use?' Lardo: 'it's the Grease Deborah'
a yt suggests coconut oil to nursey and he has to physically stop himself from punching them
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
Lardo a cold gay
chowder is the cheery ass motherfucker who's never fucking cold
lardo is 100% a cold gay
nursey would hate him if he weren't reaping the benefits
Jack is a hot gay, Bitty is a cold gay
lardo: "circulation? never met her"
dex is a hot gay
Holster is the fuckinf warmest gay to ever exist
holster is six foot four he better be fuckin warm
Tango and whiskey? Both cold gays
Wango the Iceiest OTP
IceTP
Not to project but,,,,, George is the cold gay
GEORGE IS A COLD GAY
Omg I would have called George a hot gay!
That's what she wants u to believe
She's actually just,,, chilly all the time
george, shivering thru her 2 layers of jackets on a spring day: this is fine
Hot Gay George, the one true cryptid
her wife: babe do you want my coat— george, smacking it away: NO.
the best thing i've ever said about george was like in comparison to jack
George, who accidentally got roped into skating with the team in a v thin jacket, full of regret of colour
i was like "jack out here in his burger king outfit and georgia over here looking like a colour coded angel of the lord"
FHDJDJDJDDJDJD Georgia......an icon
@ jacques wyd
george would rather die than admit she should've worn a heavier coat
it's for the aesthetic
Our Lord and Savior Georgus Christ
george: that lumpy parka doesn't match my sneakers. can't fade it.
her wife: but george, the hypothermia
George: but babe, I've got you to warm me up
Camilla Collins? Hot gay
She absorbs the warmth from the food she makes,,,, n exudes it
Camilla Collins is a sweaty as fuck hot gay
like she has so much deodorant
she's my snap from earlier: WANT THAT LIT FROM WITHIN GLOW. WHY USE HIGHLIGHTER WHEN HAVE NATURAL GREASE
except she has dry skin too and she's like @god wyd
lardo's skin is always dry
i think it's basically canon that nursey is a moisturized motherfucker
Nursey has been using his mother's moisturizer since he was 8
Ransom doesn't really moisturize per se but he's Never Ashy
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
do you think shitty has ever used the word "oriental" before
The gcoc have receipts on all the yts in the Haus but they have a separate subchat literally just for shitty
HE DEFINITELY HAS
At one point they blocked everyone else in the team chat and,,,, for those few days,,,finally knew peace
this is everyone's favourite snap (reece king, work by rihanna)
Full offense but chowder and Nursey's snap streak is the longest out of anyone in the team
341 days BITCH
the snap streaks with nursey are always long asf but nursey and chowder have like. 300+ days
They made ECOC the very first day they met
nursey and ransom have the second longest at 200+ days
It was probably because of some shit bitty said tbh
bitty to chowder: "you are just the cutest!"
chowder and nursey: ECoC
friendship
Dex with his republican sticker
And his small town racism
and homophobia
Small town bigotry
mmmm.............................. delicious
actually that's probably the original friendship
dex makes the baking comment and nursey and chowder just. Look
chowder finds every samwel republicans sticker he can and snaps them all to nursey
he had to semi stalk a white boy once bc the sticker was on the guy's snapback.
but the resulting picture was worth it
he just zooms in on his own face looking Tired Of Color
honestly me too chowder
also this is less relevant but i hate when ppl try to play off dex's sticker as . ,, a joke? or unimportant? in fics
like it needs to be addressed ESP if it's a nurseydex fic lmao
I get so FHDJDJDJDDJDJD about how Faux Nice lardo's mom of color would be if any smh came to her house like AhHHH
Okay but you can't tell me that shitty didn't find out what ECOC was and then desperately try to make ECOC with ppl
YES
I HATE HIM
HE WOULD SJDJSJJDD
shitty: white ppl amiright??
lardo: whom'st
shitty is literally just the post that's like
when white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like
side note: the gcoc has been called white whine before
WHITE WHINE OH MY GOD
ngozi did say the smh and samwell like. isn't realistic, they're like rose coloured goggles of college
very rose colored tbh like where in 2015 are you going to find a campus where 25% of the student population is lgbtq+ and out
cries in gay
in an idyllic world where this is the most lgbtq school in the nation three years in a row
cries in closeted gay
the gay bubble, the gubble
g u b b l e
Gubble Gubble
Cronch Cronch
I think about those tweets where bitty goes and talks about how good people's brows are a lot like ..honey...u dont understand. that lardo's brows. are Fake as Fuck and I love her but they're grey
Okay but imagine an AU where Rans and Holster give their dibs to Whiskey and Tango n Lardo gives her's to Nursey,,,,, bitty is the only white in the Haus
Haus of Color
They kick him out of the kitchen and he's beside himself "Please y'all just let me help--" "Nope we're all good here thanks tho"
Chowder: bitty,,,,, no offense but ur white and have no idea what the fuck ur doing when it comes to 'ethnic' foods
And bitty probably replies with some shit like "but I'm from the south!" and nursey's eye won't stop twitching
Salt butter and sugar is not the holy trinity contrary to what bitty was brought up to believe
NOTE: These are headcanons that we as a network came up with together are from our Discord #headcanons channel, recorded here as written by us in the chat, which is why they may sound more like chats/conversations than headcanons as headcanons are typically written. Check out our other headcanons here!
i refuse to let whiskey and tango be white also thanks
there's no way tango's name is anything other than either tony gomez or tony gonzales
tango, very confused, walking up to nursey: "why did bitty just ask me about mexico?"
nursey, gently holding him in his arms: "hush now my sweet child cover your ears"
"i'm your team mom of colour"
ransom: bitty asked me for my opinion on princess tiana. the only disney movie i've seen is enchanted because holster forced me to watch it.
Nursey: honestly what does that say about you that you haven't watched the princess and the frog, a movie about our lord and savior Tiana
chowder: this white girl keeps staring at me. is she trying 2 bang or is she internally critiquing my chopsticks technique?
Ransom: I'm fucking CANADIAN DEREK
Nursey: THEY HAVE DISNEY IN CANADA JUSTIN
chowder: sorry SARAH BETH that i hold them like i'm trying to STAB A MAN because that's the only way i can EAT MY FOOD
lardo: my chopsticks technique has nothing to be critiqued. because it doesn't exist.
lardo: i'm dyslexic and left handed and no you cannot teach me how to use chopsticks, because my mom has already partially disowned me for not being able to learn lardo: if i get the technique now, ten years later, she's not un-disowning me. she'll still be disappointed it took me this long. chowder: speaking of white girls who stare at you. there's always one wearing uggs in panera who does that
nursey: but is it the same girl every time?
chowder: all white girls look the same how would i know
nursey: different colored uggs, chow. different colored uggs.
Nursey: -posts a sneaky picture of the girl staring at him- chocolate colored uggs back at it again staring at Panera
Ransom: another addition in the series of Does She Want the Dick Or Is She Racist
Lardo and Chowder simultaneously: or both. It's usually both.
different coloured uggs i'm fucking screaming it's both #love that hypersexualization
my favourite line of all time that ransom has said is either "YOU DRESS LIKE BILL BELICHICK DONT TALK TO ME" or "i don't let that white boy touch my hair." both of which are in reference to actual white devil Adam Birkholtz
chandler
Chadillac
Mayo boy
Tango: someone said I had a fiery temper after I ask why they thought it was okay for them to be racist? Would that be the right time to "deck" them?
Whiskey: just walk away. And keep walking.
whiskey, kissing his cheeks: "yes"
saltine cracker
Whiskey: walk straight into the ocean
"never return"
Whiskey: then find a giant disgusting eldritch ocean creature and throw it at them
Whiskey is feeling really petty and only refers to shitty as mayo boy for the first couple of months because shitty tried to lecture him on white privilege
tango: "why does bitty treat us all like kids??? we're only a couple years apart"
chowder: choking noises as he inhales his drink
Shitty does not have pocdar at all
Shitty tries to get Lardo to defend him but she just eggs whiskey on
Lardo: I'm thinking of giving whiskey my dibs I always knew that boy was a Gud
lardo, sipping from her drink: "oh, no, i can't really comment on this" "go on, shitty, please"
Lardo: I am not a white. I stay in my lane and this is not it
meanwhile she's in the gcoc laughing her ass off
Everyone is just sending to each other 👀👀👀👀👀👀
Just a sea of 👀👀👀👀👀 as far as the thumb can scroll
Ransom goes golfing with Jack one time and spends the whole time on snapchat live blogging as he appropriates 'white culture'
lardo: if you read him i'll give you my dibs
lardo, doing the base color coat for a painting painting "cracker free zone": should I just leave it like this
Omg whiskey and bitty blow up fight about bitty mom-ing him
Whiskey: don't tempt me. Because I will read him like a beginners chapter book and he will learn some things about himself
"it's a journey of self discovery"
I will drag him to enlightenment by the hair if i have to
turnnoffyourmind
vaporwave
pixelskylines
gummygunk
kianamaiart
tangentwithtanner
dailybridgerton
