Do I Care?

Im......awesome as fleek.

[kazuhira-mezz]

[omg-thatdopechic]

Does anyone have the updated for this???? Lmao

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[sharkchunks]

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

[gracieallenpoe]

Reblogging for the sake of that gif.

[mvc2]

[basicjetsetter]

God couldn’t have made him more perfect. Happy Birthday to our one and only Daniel Dwayne Simmons III

[f-a-m-e-fanfic]

Damn lil Diggy is 20 already 😒

[betterthankanyebitch]

[asapkingsofparis-blog]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[theawesomeadventurer]

GOALS

[onlyblackgirl]

Where is her record deal? This shit go hard af.

[shammy78]

I don’t know who’s auntie this is but she got bars.

[ephitania]

See this is raw talent. Didn’t even need to go to Australia to find it…TI.

[omg-thatdopechic]

Check out Chris Brown’s post on Vine!

[omg-thatdopechic]

Did he really?

[omg-thatdopechic]

Check out Chris Brown's post on Vine!

[shencomix]

[sunglow-xoxo]

Bruh…it’s the first day of spring and it’s snowing where I’m at.

[tittytaytay]

^^^

[shesakilah-deactivated20160528]

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[easygreasybeautiful]

lmfaoo

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

[dopenmind]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[thisclockworkheart]

Because why not? ;-) 

Source

[swood-dude]

I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

[thisclockworkheart]

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

[adventurouschase]

She snatched they wig right off. You go head lady! Do your thing! You’re beautiful!

[jillyaintfromphilly]

YAAAAS! I love this! When I still did ballet, nobody believed me when I told them how high I could jump. I actually did pointe too but my teachers never let me do actual performances because all of my classmates were skinny. My legs were actually stronger than theirs so I lasted longer en pointe than they did. *shrug*

[steelerfrmu]

[afr-hoe-dite]

This is what I was yelling my mother and she ain’t know who I was talking bout 😂

[hautepreneur-deactivated2018043]

LMAO!

[loveremains4eva-deactivated2017]

EMPIRE SEASON FINALE MEMES!

[drankinwatahmelin]

White Girls Be Like:

[themoonisfree]

Facts.

[yahsdontlike2]

Every time….

[percyhoneybee]

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

[gender-euphowrya]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat

[dwasylyshen]

My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming “IM A FUCKING GODDESS”

[indie-idiosyncrasies-deactivate]

Its true, I have been.

[empvid]

Cookie vs Anika

[nikkisshadetree]

THIS was everything. RUN DEM PEARLS, HOE!

[harlemgirl643]

YASSSSS…

[ephitania]

Will NEVER get tired of reblogging or watching THIS!

[avivrant-thang-deactivated20160]

Fucking dead

[imsoshive]

bruhhhhhhh

[letitbebeautifulff]

Fuck….

[itsrobbean]

😂😂