Does anyone have the updated for this???? Lmao
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@omg-thatdopechic
Does anyone have the updated for this???? Lmao
And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes toā¦
Reblogging for the sake of that gif.
God couldnāt have made him more perfect. Happy Birthday to our one and only Daniel Dwayne Simmons III
Damn lil Diggy is 20 already š
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GOALS
Where is her record deal? This shit go hard af.
I donāt know whoās auntie this is but she got bars.
See this is raw talent. Didnāt even need to go to Australia to find itā¦TI.
Check out Chris Brownās post on Vine!
Did he really?
Check out Chris Brown's post on Vine!
Bruhā¦itās the first day of spring and itās snowing where Iām at.
^^^
lmfaoo
This is the best thing Iāve ever seen.
Because why not? ;-)Ā
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I donāt think this counts as dancing. Ā Or even skipping really. Ā Itās more of an exagerated waddle
So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. Itās about a year old, and Iād say itās pretty safe to say Iāve improved since then. In case you donāt agree, letās take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.
Waddle.
Waddle waddle.
*rolls across the floor*
Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.
Oh wait⦠thatās not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, letās see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.Ā
She snatched they wig right off. You go head lady! Do your thing! Youāre beautiful!
YAAAAS! I love this! When I still did ballet, nobody believed me when I told them how high I could jump. I actually did pointe too but my teachers never let me do actual performances because all of my classmates were skinny. My legs were actually stronger than theirs so I lasted longer en pointe than they did. *shrug*
This is what I was yelling my mother and she aināt know who I was talking bout š
EMPIRE SEASON FINALE MEMES!
White Girls Be Like:
Facts.
Every timeā¦.
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat
My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming āIM A FUCKING GODDESSā
Its true, I have been.
Cookie vs Anika
THIS was everything. RUN DEM PEARLS, HOE!
YASSSSSā¦
Will NEVER get tired of reblogging or watching THIS!
Fucking dead
bruhhhhhhh
Fuckā¦.
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