do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.
Irish Coffee Pancakes with Whiskey Syrup
“When you’re trying to motivate yourself, appreciate the fact that you’re even thinking about making a change. And as you move forward, allow yourself to be good enough.”
— Alice Domar
Teach me how to gracefully let go of things not meant for me.
(Credit: jenessawait)
imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise
oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby
imagine being salty about an adam sandler movie, would that be pathetic or what
i’m amazed that you read this as salty. i am just having a grand old time here envisioning waking up on a boat in the middle of the ocean filled with adam sandler’s seed with no idea what is going on save for a horror dvd. if that is not absolutely hilarious to you i understand but no one is upset here. i am just vibing in my adam sandler horror movie fantasy world
bold of you to assume that you’re worthy of an adam sandler-flavored creampie
adam sandler we know that’s you
"You must learn her. You must know the reason why she is silent. You must trace her weakest spots. You must write to her. You must remind her that you are there. You must know how long it takes for her to give up. You must be there to hold her when she is about to. You must love her because many have tried and failed. And she wants to know that she is worthy to be loved, that she is worthy to be kept. And, this is how you keep her."
Junot Diaz- This is How you Lose Her
You think you’re the painter, but you’re the canvas.
— John Green: Turtles all the way down
Ooo I love this quote!