OMG IT'S SUIKA

UNYU SEND NOODS AND WATERMELONS

[omgcestsuika]

StOp ShIpPiNg JaInA aNd Si(y?)LvAn*S PLEAAAASE ITS NECROPHILIA

[overpunks]

Widowmaker can be nice too!!

I’m tired of everyone thinking widowmaker is some kind of pretentious snob so I made some kinda domestic headcanons. :3

Though mercy could never bring Amile back, she could free widowmaker, widow from talon’s control

Other than not needing to kill anymore, she’s still completely wrecked physically and emotionally

Her heart is slow

Her skin is cold

She can only feel for the briefest of moments, most of the feeling being either shame or empathy

But she is the kindest person when it comes down to it

Sure she’s not as perky as d.va

Or as dedicated as mercy

But if you need someone to just listen, instead of trying to “fix” everything

It’s widow

If you need someone who you can cry on without having to explain yourself

Its widow

If you need unconditional affection

It’s always widow

She’ll run her fingers through your hair and hum a French lullaby

She’ll hug you “because you looked like you needed it”

She’ll leave her door unlocked to anyone who wants to come in

Just come in, sit on the couch, flip on your favorite show and breathe

You don’t need to speak if you don’t want

She might be in the kitchen cooking and whistling

Or maybe sewing a new pair of pointe shoes

But she’ll leave you be till you ask otherwise

and when it gets late and she can’t stay up anymore she’ll lay a blanket over your shoulders, kiss your forehead and tell you to wake her for anything

Anything at all

And if you ask her to stay

She’ll thank you

She’s a massive cuddler and will always have some part of you touching her

Partially because she craves the comfort of someone trusting her

Someone finally not treating her like widowmaker the ruthless killer

Someone treating her like widow the mom

Or widow the wife

Or even just widow

And also because she’s scared

Scared one day she won’t wake up

And widowmaker will

She thinks if you sleep close enough to her then no matter how skilled an assasin she once was

You will wake

And get away

Or just finish widowmaker for good

It’s also the subtle things

She cooks comfort food

She makes sure never to hog the shower

Or forget to restock the fridge

When she bumps into people she makes sure to say sorry

She brings sweets to meetings

And smiles at babies no matter her mood

She’s a truly sweet caring person and is constantly trying to find more ways to feel more connected

Shes always gives away all the love she can

Because she knows what it’s like to go without

[omgcestsuika]

She ll ask for a baguette supply airdrop

[tonights-episode]

tonight’s episode: THE WRITER’S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH

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[aquatic-sardonic]

give 1 good example of a fetish in that show!

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

i can name a few

[nuclear-nigerians]

But wait, there is more!

[omgitsrin]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Not to be dramatic but this makes me wanna die

[jizzandpissandshitandcum]

not to be dramatic but totally spies was my childhood and i also wanna die

[omgcestsuika]

SpLeNdId

This is why kids nowadays should rather play video games. Good ones. Not fortnite.

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

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Me as a demon

[omgcestsuika]

I think at a certain point everyone on Tumblr (or almost everyone) can relate to this.

[omgcestsuika]

This comfy bean is my favourite emoji ever. Period.

[unexplained-events]

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

[sherlockismyholmesboy]

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

[sylphy]

My Agent Black cosplay in full action! 

Some canon poses and silly poses included.

[omgcestsuika]

This is so fucking accurate I've never seen a cosplay that perfectly made in my whole freaking life

[sedatayuun]

Best NPC in the expansion fite me y’all  (No story spoilers)

[judestims]

🛸| satisfykwai

[orbgoo]

[thyrell]

[oneshallstand]

@gooeychewy

[pikacat98]

Dude can I pat your cat? Sure

[thenaaru]

B A B I E S

[omgcestsuika]

When I look at the mirror

[hanamimi2]

Wanted a Rubette but instead I got a pope.

[crazy-pages]

Freya Was Jacked

So there’s this story in Norse mythology, Þrymskviða. Compressed down, it goes like this: A Jotun steal Thor’s hammer Mjolnir and says he’ll only give it back if he’s given Freyja to marry, as she is the most beautiful goddess in all of existence. The gods argue over what to do for a while before Heimdall suggests they stick a bridal veil on Thor, says he’s Freyja, and pretend they’re giving Freyja (Thor) to the Jotun to marry so Thor can get close enough to the Jotun to steal Mjolnir back. 

Now typically when people talk about this story, it’s with an element of disbelieving comedy. “Oh my god, who would believe Thor was a woman, let alone Freyja, the most beautiful goddess in the world?” 

But I propose a different way to look at the story. 

See, different cultures have different beauty standards. Modern western beauty standards may be a delicate hourglass supermodel, but that’s not always been the case. Greece, for instance, depicted Aphrodite like this: 

Yeah. A Greek sculptor was told “sculpt the goddess of beauty” and they thought “alright, fat rolls, that’s where beauty is at, let’s do this”. And everybody else apparently agreed with them, because up went the statue. Beauty is a malleable concept is what I’m getting at. 

Now this is where it becomes relevant that Freyja is not just the goddess of love, sex, and beauty. She’s also the goddess of war. And the righteous dead. Goddess of war in the same Viking warrior culture that gave us shield maidens, women who wielded seven fucking kilogram (15 lbs) shields in combat. 

Sooooo … when the Norse storytellers said, “This is Freyja, goddess of war and the righteous dead, who rode giant murder cats into battle, she is the most beautiful goddess in the world”, I’m guessing they weren’t thinking of her as some willowy waif. No, I’m guessing they probably thought more along the lines of:

190 cm (6′3″), broad shoulders, built like a brick shithouse, with a jawline like whoa, and fully capable of murdering everything in her path.

Put in that context, the story of Thor dressing up as Freyja sounds less like a punchline about “how could anyone ever mistake Thor in a veil for Freyja?” and becomes more a case of “ohhhhhhhhhhh, no wonder all the gods thought this plan would work”. 

It did, by the way. The plan totally worked. 

[manamanami]

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…

[bugsoftbinbows]

ugly little man

[bitbats]

DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BABY BOY

good and cute

[omgcestsuika]

I see purity

[traikyn]

Me: I have work tomorrow I should go to sleep early

My mind at 3 am:

[saerzion]

Can someone explain to me why the Zandalari druid balance form looks badass and uniquely arakkoa-based while the Kul Tiran druid balance form looks like someone’s drunk uncle discovered druidism by mistake and this is the result?