Ghetto Dominatrix

I’m 22 years old, and way too sad. Here's a peek of my golden years, pictures included! Watch me being creative with my kink using only wit, sarcasm, and $0.02 in my bank account. This is a nsfw blog, that means 18+ only.

[weaver-z]

So I found the letter that the Animorphs author and trans ally K. A. Applegate wrote after the series ended and I’m FLOORED

I mean

[frenchroasted]

You want something even crazier? Animorphs ended in May 2001.  She didn’t know what was coming, but damn if she didn’t give her readers a much needed dose of reality about the horrors of war right before we were really going to need it.

[stormbornstargaryen-deactivated]

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

A fallen merman taking his last breaths, for some, the stuff of nightmares, for others, the stuff of dreams. Hauntingly beautiful scupture ‘And then I saw Colby on the Street and my fantasy died’ by  Cameron Stalheim.

Definitely the stuff of dreams for me. And I know who I’ll be dreaming of…

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is absolutely breathtaking but is that thing supposed to be his penis??

[tryclops]

[auranxia]

My mother needs help

My mother fell off a ladder and was rushed to the hospital. The problem is that her insurance won’t cover her injuries and I don’t get paid until December 15th. My tuition, rent, and college books have drained my savings and I don’t know what to do Any donations will help

cash.app: $ouranxia

My Venmo is @ouranxia

[auranxia]

I managed to help pay, but I have a negative balance and any help would be appreciated

[prfmemes-deactivated20220224]

i think you and i just weren’t thinking right.

[kevanhom-deactivated20250204]

Seething Bazelgeuse - the “Explosive Scale Wyvern”, a new variant from Capcom’s Monster Hunter World: Iceborne.  

I decided to make its heated state instead because of the interesting color contrast.

[momo-de-avis]

Im losing my mind

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[adulthoodisokay]

i fucking love this website

[oozmart]

Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS???  Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring?  You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM???  Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

[plutojester]

[mattieellu]

Zephyr and Nuffink are the cutest children who ever lived and there is no way anyone can tell me otherwise.

Maybe its a tie …

[sewergorilla-deactivated2021101]

Literally everyone on Berk: Hiccup why the hell would you do something so monumentally stupid

Hiccup:

[tempo-takoyaki]

Just some stylish outfits roughly based on their demons disguises. (Also yes I used the color palette from volume 16)

[the-promised-seven-walls]

“Ah… I want to live. I want to live. I want to live. Together with Emma and Ray.”

[yiulee]

grocery store au

[thedoodlenoodlesuniverse-deacti]

inspired by Darva’s boxing AU on Instagram

[otherwindow]

why are hillbilly characters always Gruff Overprotective Dad with Three Hot Daughters and never Gruff Overprotective Mom with Three Hot Sons or at the very least Hot Hillbilly Single Dad with Three Overprotective Gruff Daughters

[otherwindow]

[verynonyideas]

When you’re looking for a nice loft bed but Google knows you’re into some kinky shit...

I’m side eyeing Google so hard right now.