have you ever wondered what irks the living life out of pop star, ariana grande ? well, folks, gather around cause it’s another edition of my story time. my luscious inches of hair has been the talk of the town for literally a couple of years now, & everyone’s well aware that this girl is working with some serious extensions. the amount of complaints that i’ve received over my infamous ‘ ponytail ’ has been extremely overwhelming, like, sorry that it’s the style that best hides my tracks. but for the public’s pleasure, my stylist & i have been switching it up this year … only to find that no one’s talking about it anymore. seriously, y’all are taking my ‘lil beauty tips to the grave cause they’re all going to waste. from hair rings to the two ‘lil space buns, it seems like everything i do to please society is never seen. so, a sign of acknowledgment ( possibly in the form of a ‘ thank you for evolving the game, ariana ’ would suffice quite nicely. —— i’ll wait.
you can’t please society, ever. nothing you do will live up to the extremely unfair expectations we’re given. the press said for years i needed to show a little skin. i did, and everyone flipped their shit. it's exhausting. if it makes you feel any better, i noticed, and i think you’re looking very cute. i would not be able to pull off hair rings, but you’re, obviously, killing it.











