what could possibly happen next?

[ariianas]

have you ever wondered what irks the living life out of pop star, ariana grande ? well, folks, gather around cause it’s another edition of my story time. my luscious inches of hair has been the talk of the town for literally a couple of years now, & everyone’s well aware that this girl is working with some serious extensions. the amount of complaints that i’ve received over my infamous ‘ ponytail ’ has been extremely overwhelming, like, sorry that it’s the style that best hides my tracks. but for the public’s pleasure, my stylist & i have been switching it up this year … only to find that no one’s talking about it anymore. seriously, y’all are taking my ‘lil beauty tips to the grave cause they’re all going to waste. from hair rings to the two ‘lil space buns, it seems like everything i do to please society is never seen. so, a sign of acknowledgment ( possibly in the form of a ‘ thank you for evolving the game, ariana ’ would suffice quite nicely. —— i’ll wait.

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you can’t please society, ever. nothing you do will live up to the extremely unfair expectations we’re given. the press said for years i needed to show a little skin. i did, and everyone flipped their shit. it's exhausting. if it makes you feel any better, i noticed, and i think you’re looking very cute. i would not be able to pull off hair rings, but you’re, obviously, killing it.

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“i feel kind of  bad for canceling the tour so close to the end,but if i keep going it would have ended me,and we’d have another bizzle era. haha. two years dude,it’s way too much,for me or anyone to deal with.”

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“and lord knows, we don’t need another bizzle era. at the end of the day, your mental and physical health comes first, so if you need a break, you need a break. two years is a long time. people will get over the whole thing eventually.” 

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░ ↪ тo ѕeleɴα ☓

CODY: that isn't my fault

CODY: i'm a pretty amazing guy tbh buuuuuuuut that's not the case sometimes

CODY: of course i do, warm weather is a great chance for me to showcase my true self

CODY: that information is fucking confidential

CODY: no thanks

SELENA: sure

SELENA: see, i'm a pretty amazing girl most of the time, but you wouldn't believe that

SELENA: warm weather > cold weather any day. warm weather means short shorts and crop tops.

SELENA: but! !! i'm curious ! ! ! !!

SELENA: your loss

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fuck i missed honesty hour, i was cleaning bc my roommates moved out lol nice!

[gillianstevens]

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@_NicoTortorella: finally 29 today ....does anyone know any good nursing homes ???

@_NicoTortorella: asking for a friend :))))

@selenagomez: @_NicoTortorella there is one near my neighborhood, i think i can get you an in birthday boy

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avvanj:

i just find that bizarre, but okay. don’t get caught up in your feelings, selena.

us being friends is...bizarre? wow, i must be shit then, wow.

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░ ↪ тo ѕeleɴα ☓

CODY: idc if you don't believe me, but a shitload of others do so.

CODY: what makes you think the humor i have now isn't my real one like ??

CODY: thanks, but there's no point in hiding it. i pretty much sold my soul to the devil so i can be his next heir

CODY: that's gross i don't want it

SELENA: okay

SELENA: well our first meeting went terribly, so I'm not exactly sure who you are still

SELENA: oh shit, i guess you like warm weather then?

SELENA: true or false...the illuminati?

SELENA: accept my loooove cody :(

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hstylr:

they seriously need to be regulated. yes, that’s exactly what i want. i want you to just drop all your corn again, selena. 

i think they are now...hopefully. if not, i don’t care, i refuse to drink them! why do you want me to suffer? what have i ever done to you?

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camiilas:

let’s just go with whatever option is less graphic … and painful, for that matter. oh no, i can’t be out in the streets shattering my ‘ innocent ’ reputation. at least she’s cautious about things like that cause there’s some people that could probably care less, you know ? shout out to amber for having her priorities in check, she’s a keeper.

are you sure? maybe it’s time to have a bad girl image. we all have one eventually. just look at britney and christina! i have to surround myself with organized people or...i’ll fail.

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nxcos:

“there’s no possibly way for you to be like nico and still be swallowin’ liquor, my apologizes. either prepare your nose for shitloads of cocaine, or stick to weed. simple. i’m not a doctor, gomez, i just listen to whatever google tells me ! i’m older than you, so … naw.”

“hm, maybe i should mimic your personality then, sans drugs. i have enough cocaine rumors circulating about me. you...listen to google? is that sound? you may be physically older, but mentally, i’m wearing a floral nightgown, with my chained glasses around my neck, reminiscing about the Reagan administration. Like a real old person.”

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alevlne:

Oh I don’t think I have that kind of creativity or attention span to make something. Maybe I could write her a song, I mean I have a bit of experience with that. 

See, you know exactly what to do. You didn’t need any help. Now my idea seems like shit, you should have suggested this song thing first.

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avvanj:

so you think exes getting fucked up together is something that happens on the regular ?

i considered us more friends than exes, but i guess that’s what happens when you care about someone.

[emosource]

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ok y’all already know what i’m gonna say...i’ll be on this weekend. (i’ll be hiding from my dumb roommates who are THANKFULLY moving out this sunday) (also they took half of my stuff from the kitchen :) and one of my roommates already went home four hours away so :))) she legit took an entire shelf of stuff and my kitchen utensils :))) so i’ve been stressed

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flemngs:

           honestly, so am i – if it makes you feel any better ? terrified, i mean. but hey, that’s what makes it fun. or am i crazy ? probably the latter. at this point, i’m glad my life isn’t filmed. i’m far too embarrassing.

i think it’s both fun and crazy. i’ve never really had the experience you’ve had but...i did break a table drunk once. am i even close to being in your league? embarrassed? i’d watch the shit out of a show about you.

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avvanj:

i’m not sure if my idea of a good, relaxing time would be getting blacked out drunk with you, selena.

hm. well, i won’t ask to hangout anymore, so i got the message.