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via: http://charlottekm.tumblr.com “‘Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger… with AIDS? In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat?… Aw baby, it’s too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raisin’ your chickens, even brewin’ your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f***er. Everything on your goddamn table got aids… Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Eat it! … Bitch, you come into my house, you gonna eat the food THE WAY I F***IN’ MAKE IT! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress.”  

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I have had it with him, with all boys. Where are all the men, huh? Where did John Wayne go? Now it’s all those pretty face Justin Bieber types or those waxed idiots on the Jersey Shore. Or worse… hipsters. I want a man. (x)

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reblog submission from ron-mustache-swanson

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Up-cycled True Blood Planner

submission from Katie 

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fishbiscuit5:

“Shreveport Fangbangers” True Blood inspired shirt on sale now at http://qwertee.com/ for a limited time!

late reblog submission from fishbiscuit5

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Check out this cool tee! $10 for 24 hours!

submission from nanalart

Editor's note: Yeah, we're super late on posting this. Sorry! Just now catching up. On another note, let us know if you'd like to help us keep this site updated!

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Is there any chance you could promote this RP group. We just started out and could use some characters!

Sure. For those out there into RP stuff, here's a group for you! :)

(Sorry about the delay, just now catching up…)

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jhendi:

…AND WHEN THIS HAPPENED I DIED!, I MET THE “TRUE DEATH”

ONLY REAL TRUBIES KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT LOL

reblog submission from jhendi

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Hemoglobin-based oxygen carrier HBOC-201 is, in a word (or two), artificial blood—it delivers oxygen to your squishy organs. And, unlike real blood, it can be stored for years and doesn't require matching blood types. After years of working pretty well in clinical trials, it's now saved a life for the first the time

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Hmmph.

'swhat I thought.

Okay, bring on Season 4. I'm ready.

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Don't even play with me, Alan.

Not that I think he will… BUT… if Alan thinks he's gonna be cheeky just to shock people and kill Eric off I swear to God I'm done with this show.

But he'd never do that. Would he?

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Um… yeah.

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Vampire burrito???

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skirtfulloffire:

Perty merch.

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Hilarious!

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Following Back

Hi guys. For those asking us to follow you back: I wish we could, but our blog is a group secondary blog, and does not have following capabilities. I follow some of you on my primary blog though. If Tumblr ever allows secondary blogs to follow back, believe me, I will make it so. :)

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